Folks, they're legal: Olsen Twins are 18

[LynneSin]

18th birthday today for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Damn I'm getting old

:eyes:

[CharlesGroce]

1. And you know what I'm going to do???

Nothing, because they look like so many women I've seen in my lifetime. Don't you agree that they are actually very common looking, but that that very fact serves a social function? Hollywood at it's finest: those girls aren't actually attractive lynne, your name is so much more attractive then their faces really.

[richmwill]

2. Whoo-hoo

It's legal to lust over them (like I have ANY better of a shot at them today compared to yesterday- still zero :()

[TOhioLiberal]

3. bite yer tongue...

I read somewhere that they wish to be referred to as the Olsen SISTERS, not twins. :crazy:

[Catch22Dem]

4. Thank gawd!!!

I can come out and say those two are finer than hell, and I'd love to be in an Olsen Twin sandwich RIGHT NOW!!!!

Yup, you can almost see Catch22Dem right there in the middle!

[NashVegas]

9. Good God!!!! How Did They Get on the Cover of Rolling Stone

with their clothes on?

They must be lesbians.

[madrchsod]

5. 18 yrs old and worth

100`s of millions....

[Finbar]

fraternal twins worth billions

[Finbar]

6. dupe

[Donkeyboy75]

7. NMSA is right - you ARE a lesbian!

Bet you've had this day marked on your calendar for months now.

:crazy:

[LTR]

8. And they still look like apes

Were they switched at birth with the Bush twins?

[underpants]

10. Great the pervs can now worship legally

Sorry but that is very weird to me.

[Ganja Ninja]

16. Sorry but now that they're legal I'm no longer interested.

:shrug:

[UrbScotty]

11. They're LEGAL? So, for eighteen years, they've been ILLEGAL?

I never got that.

[Brewman_Jax]

12. You aren't getting older...

the kids are! :P

[tom_paine]

13. Yecch! Those gals make me nauseous!

So prefabricated, so money grubbing. And, God, how low my opinion of them once the "Behind the Laughter" special comes out (not that I'd watch it).

Usually I simply ignore these plastic fantastic things (yes, I' wager they've already had plastic surgery), but your post reminds me that the Olson Twins are a festring pustule, a symptom of the Bootlicking Celebrity Worship that we have in the Empire today.

And don't kid yourself...it is NO COINCIDENCE that Bootlicking Celebrity Worship is so similar to Bushevik Fuhrer Worhsip (all unquestioning, also bootlicking).

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. i never found them that attractive

nothing special to me (but I'm biased b/c my g/f is so beautiful)

[Loonman]

15. Start your engines!

Maxim/Stuff spread probably coming soon.