I jump out of a plane and only get a lousy CAPTION

[cosmicdot]

Former U.S. President George H.W. Bush (R) holds flowers and a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka given to him by former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev, after Bush performed a tandem parachute jump with the U.S. Army's Golden Knight parachute team over the Bush Presidential Library in College Station, Texas June 13, 2004. Former U.S. President George Bush on Sunday celebrated his 80th birthday by donning a black and yellow jump suit and skydiving strapped to a U.S. Army paratrooper. He had planned to jump solo, as he did for his 75th birthday, but tricky winds and low clouds caused him to jump in tandem for safety reasons.

Poppy: vodka? you call this vodka? where'd you get it? G.U.M.? duty-free shop? Manechevitz with a taped on label ... hell, the flowers grow right over there ...

[underpants]

1. I hate to ask...but where was he carrying the bottle of wine?

:scared:

[underpants]

2. How did you like my impersonation of W's administration?

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[underpants]

3. Hey! I jumped out of a plane and didn't kill the rest of the crew!

Hooray for me.

[underpants]

4. Is Jennifer from the State Department here?

:bounce:

[LincolnMcGrath]

5. "Read my LIPS"

"No new Cod Pieces"

[skip fox]

6. "Barbara! Barbara! Look what Gorby gave me . . . I think I'm

in love!!!"

[underpants]

7. Look at the kid in the red shorts

I'm sure he didn't mean it but that looks to be a little disrespectful.

[Fenris]

8. Looks like he got the Laura Bush Gift Basket.

Flowers and booze.

[BringEmOn]

9. "Hey, Babs, you're gettin' lucky, tonight."