DU bloggers/Web masters: What's your weirdest hit?

[eyesroll]

Today, my blog was visited by someone with a "house.gov" address. Probably a staffer or a page or something. (I also get hits from the United Arab Emirates, and I'm going to assume it's because I'm in JCMach1's Web ring.)

My old blog (candidateswife.blogspot.com) got visited by the National Institutes of Health, the National Security Administration and the Senate. My old blog also got found (not by these .govers) through the keywords "Kucinich pap test."

So...what's the weirdest hit you've gotten? What's the strangest search string?

(edited title for more inclusion)

[benburch]

1. WhiteRoseSociety.org gets hits from

Halibutron, Lockheed, Boeing, treasury department, state department, commerce deparment, several of the national labs, army.mil, and navy.mil...

[eyesroll]

2. I've gotten the occasional military hit -- I'd assumed they were regular

soldiers/sailors...

No Haliburton, though...

[FranzFerdinand]

3. by country...

# Hits Files KBytes Country

1 6903 39.89% 6052 41.15% 92948 35.76% Unresolved/Unknown
2 4394 25.39% 3526 23.97% 59554 22.91% Network
3 4347 25.12% 3730 25.36% 59650 22.95% US Commercial
4 380 2.20% 324 2.20% 7716 2.97% Australia
5 262 1.51% 229 1.56% 4317 1.66% US Educational
6 233 1.35% 118 0.80% 5042 1.94% Netherlands
7 193 1.12% 192 1.31% 5751 2.21% Croatia (Hrvatska)
8 175 1.01% 172 1.17% 2460 0.95% Canada
9 162 0.94% 132 0.90% 1963 0.76% Non-Profit Organization
10 33 0.19% 33 0.22% 1171 0.45% Germany
11 28 0.16% 28 0.19% 5085 1.96% Finland
12 27 0.16% 26 0.18% 830 0.32% Japan
13 27 0.16% 26 0.18% 2322 0.89% Sweden
14 21 0.12% 21 0.14% 223 0.09% US Military
15 21 0.12% 21 0.14% 5039 1.94% Belgium
16 21 0.12% 21 0.14% 5097 1.96% Norway
17 20 0.12% 20 0.14% 218 0.08% Czech Republic
18 19 0.11% 19 0.13% 89 0.03% Romania
19 12 0.07% 12 0.08% 83 0.03% Uruguay
20 9 0.05% 9 0.06% 97 0.04% United Kingdom
21 4 0.02% 4 0.03% 145 0.06% US Government
22 4 0.02% 4 0.03% 44 0.02% Austria
23 4 0.02% 4 0.03% 43 0.02% Estonia
24 2 0.01% 1 0.01% 3 0.00% Dominican Republic
25 2 0.01% 2 0.01% 22 0.01% France
26 1 0.01% 1 0.01% 11 0.00% Switzerland
27 1 0.01% 1 0.01% 11 0.00% Hungary

[eyesroll]

4. Wow...mine doesn't track by country

but almost all of my hits are from .net, .com or .us (I've got quite a few teachers who read). I know I have some readers in UTC+2, +7 and +8, but it doesn't divide it by country.

What's your site?

[Sapphocrat]

5. Oh, lots!

Many unnerving visitor addresses include:

res4.gtwy.uscourts.gov
wdcsun24.usdoj.gov
housegate3.house.gov
nwg001-ce2.customs.gov
gao-cp.gao.gov
internet1.irs.gov
wcs3.norfolk.nipr.mil
belvoir-sun1.iern.disa.mil
px4o.wpafb.af.mil
bcwsa-pen.cnet.navy.mil
gate1.mfr.usmc.mil

I just prefer to assume that all those DOJ employees, IRS & customs agents, and soldiers are just screwing around at work on the taxpayer's dime. (I hope!) I also get tons of hits from the UAE -- and Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Pakistan... I don't really want to know why.

Strangest, funniest, and most disturbing search queries include:

ann coulter crazy nazi liar
president segway legs
don't lie to me gustav you're a stinkin mac user
list 2003 email listing of all the farmers in Ljubljana
"arnold" "governor" "california" "governorship" "poopy"
poodle urinating during sleep
Connecticut Middle Eastern whores
can you drive and murder someone while sleepwalking
Hitler's goat rumor
testicles tender kick
"bastards chew Krispy Kreme"
how to;marijuana;smuggle;xray
j edgar hoover terminally sociopathic
ingredients to make mustard gas
Ed Helms "in the balls"
"kick him in the groin" daughter
lisa marie girman BALLS
"THE WHITE HOUSE" SUPPLIER TURKEYS OHIO
mail send give vibrators texas illegal
mock cross-burning, electric

On edit: By the way, it is a purely political blog!