This is MY Lounge! All MINE!!! Look at me!!!

[ForrestGump]

I flatulate in the general direction of uptight gits who fail to attain the customary degree of lounginess.

I have spoken.

[pagerbear]

1. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

[ForrestGump]

9. And I shall quiz you about various types of swallows!

None of which have anything to do with topics that'd get me banned or this thread locked, of course...


EDIT: the ubiquitous typo

[arwalden]

2. Attitudes Like That Belong In The Meeting Room

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

10. No...please! Not with Mercury in Retorgrade! Haven't you heard? There's

a bathroom on the right bad moon on the rise!

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Cut it out!

You're the one who walked away for months on end...leaving us hanging, wondering, worrying. And then you saunter back in here one day and want us to be all like jumping on your threads, laughing, waving hi with the smiley guy...well, well, some of us are just feeling a little bit USED!

;) ;) ;) ;)

Wow! That's the best thing I've written in a long time. :7 Congratulate me...now.

[ForrestGump]

11. My goodness. I am stunned. Stunned, I say!

That was, indeed, brilliant!

[SarahB]

16. Here, here Mrs. Grumpy.

Here, f*cking, here! :crazy:

[freetobegay]

4. I am, therefor your are not!

[ForrestGump]

12. I am not what?!

Free to be gay?

:-(

But what if I change my mind?

:-(

Not fair...

:-(

[supernova]

5. Heh. I don't see your name carved anywhere

I see Zomby's cigarette burns in the arm of the couch.

Queer Duck left his sweater in here again.

And I swear if I step on GOPisEvil's new drill bit collection, I'll... I'll.... call in the maid.

[ForrestGump]

13. Check your left breast for my signature, in indelible ink

:-)

How soon they forget....fickle...fickle.... :P

[DS1]

6. Please direct your flatulence concerns here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=117

[ForrestGump]

14. Oh noooooooo...don't let Atkins get me!

:o

BEANS...it's what's for dinner.

[Duncan Grant]

7. Presenting: the customary degree of lounginess.

Volare, oh oh
Cantare, oh oh oh oh

[Lin]

8. haaa! bill murray+ paul schafer -SNL circa '75 fun lol <eom>

[ForrestGump]

15. You're very good! You must have found Tony Bennett's heart that he left

behind up there.