We're all gonna die ( a serious thread for those who dont like jokes)

[Forkboy]

Life is a swirling sucking eddy of despair.

[Dookus]

1. Yes...

but it's still fun to laugh about it.

[freetobegay]

2. Thanks!

I was wondering who was going to do this thread. :)

[proud patriot]

3. Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine today

:silly:

[Forkboy]

4. heh,I'm always like this

:D

[proud patriot]

5. I know

:loveya:

[DebJ]

7. I got sunshine, on a cloudy day, and when it's cold outside

I got the month of May

[proud patriot]

9. That would be a good one for your CD DebJ

:hi:

[DebJ]

14. thanks. it is on it.

[In Sha Allah]

6. Why is it so hard...

...for goths to get hired?

Because all they can do is mope floors and depress buttons.

[In Sha Allah]

8. Here's another one:

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just embrace the darkness.

[Solly Mack]

10. How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The free-market will take care of it.

[In Sha Allah]

12. Goth Pick Up Lines

“That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!”

“You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.”

“No, no, no… what’s your REAL name?”

“See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C‘mon let‘s get out of here!”

[nuxvomica]

11. Do you know the world is a foul sty?

Do you know, if you rip off the fronts of houses, you'd find swine? The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? Wake up, Charlie. Use your wits. Learn something.

[SOteric]

13. And yet, - it's still beating all hell out of the alternative.

:shrug:

[DebJ]

15. "George Bush wants you to think of it as a blank, white

nothingness." That's what it will be when he gets done with it!