What non-traditionally good-looking men do you find hot?

[Dookus]

for me:

Seth Green (love those little tight-bodied guys)
Rahm Emmanuel (those eyes!)
Seth Myers (from SNL)
Clint Eastwood (Ok, he's traditionally good looking, but he's HOT at
age 74)
Macaulay Culkin (Saw him recently on TV - he's beautiful: porcelain skin and blood-red lips, and a really charming sense of humor)
Anderson Cooper (dunno why - he's just adorable)
Ben Stiller (love the semitic guys: see Seth Myers)
Tucker Carlson (hate his politics, but cuff him to my bedframe for a night, and he'll be a liberal by morning)
Willem Dafoe (drool)
Sean Astin (big roly-poly huggybear)


Who's your secret pleasure?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Shhhhh....it's a secret, so don't tell...and no laughing!

Alan Rickman

[supernova]

3. Yes, I did Alan Rickman.

He's got some ... I don't know British nastiness that's very appealing for some reason.

I also like Hugh Grant. Gary Oldman,

Al Franken. I have a thing for Jewish guys in general, eventhough I'm not Jewish.

and of course the supreme model of male beauty... Johnny Depp.

[Dookus]

4. I'd do him...

he seems to have an awesome sense of humor, which is better than any natural "equipment" when it comes to fun in the sack. Plus I like thoe tall, thin type. But then I like the short, thin type. And the tall heavy-set type. And the short heavy-set type. I'm an equal opportunity slut.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. The very best kind! Never lonely

;) I agree on Willem Defoe as well. MMMMmmmMMMM>

[oustemnow]

10. uh, what are you up to tonight?

Signed,

an average-height, average-weight goon who needs some affirmative action, if you know what I mean.

[Dookus]

11. lol...

I'm just sitting at home, pining for my boyfriend, who won't let me do Adrian Brody or Seth Green or Oscar de la Hoya or Johnny Depp or any of the surfer/skater/student boys here in Santa Cruz. But he's worth the deprivation.

[Solly Mack]

2. James Gandolfini

hmmm...that's it.

[Dookus]

5. He's cute...

has a really shy smile.

[SarahB]

6. A bunch.....

John Cleese, David Letterman, David Brancacchio (From PBS's NOW), Colin Firth, Tim Robbins, Kevin Spacey, David Cross, and I like Alan Rickman too.

I rarely seem to ever like one of those pretty boy types. My best looking boyfriend was a double for what Prince William has grown into, but even that involved a larger than average nose (not that that's a bad thing). ;)

Edit to add Martin Sargeant from Tech TV's Unscrewed. He's a cutie.

[Carolina]

69. Colin Firth

yum ;-)

[TOhioLiberal]

7. Adrian Brody

:loveya:

[Dookus]

9. mmmmmmmm

Adrian Brody is hot as all get-out.

[tainted_chimp]

14. Yes! Adrian Brody

those eyes...holy moly....they melt me.

[radwriter0555]

41. Adrian is WAY hot, and if that nose is ANY indication of what's being

delivered elsewhere, well HOLY MOLY!

He was fantastic in "Love, The Hard Way". His Oscar is well deserved...

[Jade Fox]

15. One more for Adrian!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

47. Adrian Brody and...

Ioan Griffudd and Kevin Spacey and Forrest Whitaker and a Japanese actor named Kyohei Shibata and Hugo Weaving and Gabriel Byrne.

I tend to prefer interesting faces rather than conventionally handsome faces.

[theivoryqueen]

12. oh hell - John Stewart is HOT!

not sure if he's non-traditionally good looking...

[TexasBushwhacker]

18. I forgot about him

Jon is HOT, and he can make you laugh too!

[WindRavenX]

74. Another vote for Jon

Wicked hot, and he makes you laugh :D

[tainted_chimp]

13. Alton Brown

yummmm :loveya:

[Qanisqineq]

25. who is Alton Brown?

[tainted_chimp]

32. he's one of the chef/stars on the food channel

sexy-nerdy brainy type. he deconstucts everything food and cooking. check him out!

[Qanisqineq]

34. oh, I know who you are talking about!

I am terrible with names. That show, "Good Eats"! Yeah, I find him attractive, too. He cracks me up all the time.

[eyesroll]

49. Seconded on Alton Brown!

I like nerds. I like food. :loveya:

He has a (very occasionally updated) blog. Here's a sample:

Thursday, February 05, 2004

Although Georgia State School Superintendent Kathy Cox has decided not to go forward with her plan to replace the word “evolution” with “changes occurring over time” in the school curriculum, rumor has it that several other changes meant to eradicate “inflammatory buzzwords” are in the works.
For instance, in the near future “racism” will be referred to as “that uncomfortable skin color problem”. “Premarital sex” will be called “that bad, bad thing you mustn’t do”, and in geography classes all references to France will be replaced with: “Renault-land”.
And of course since many conservative Southerners call lunch “dinner” all school cafeterias will be renamed “mid-day meal replacement centers”.
As John Mellencamp sings: It’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

posted by Alton Brown, 6:29 PM
http://www.altonbrown.com/pages/rants.html

[tainted_chimp]

16. also also also...

I have an absolute fetish for Eddie Izzard.
With or w/o the heels & mascara!

(I love this thread! Thanks Dookus!)

[tigereye]

52. second on that one

I find Eddie quite appealing. Not sure why.

[TexasBushwhacker]

17. What's non-traditional? I like guys - LOL

John Rzeznik (Goo Goo Dolls) - I don't usually go for blondes or guys with lots of tattoos, but he's yummy.

Bradley Whitford (West Wing) - It's probably the dimples. Receiding hairline and all, he's too damn cute.

Andre Agassi - He looks better with the shaved head than he ever did with the long hair.

Elijah Wood - you can have Sean Astin though - He's a sweetie.

Goran Visnjic (ER)

Ralph Fiennes

Alan Rickman

Liam Neeson

Eric Stoltz

[Dookus]

20. omg

I left out Eric Stoltz from my list.

But I'd venture that Goran Visnijc and Elijah Wood are "traditionally" good-looking. I love them both. A friend of mine met Goran awhile ago and said he's even prettier in real life than you'd expect. Those huge brown eyes.... sigh....

[Qanisqineq]

21. me too! me too!

Ralph Fiennes
Alan Rickman
Goran Visnjic

I agree with what someone else said, I am often not attracted to the "pretty boy" type. But I just like guys period, all shapes and sizes.

[arwalden]

40. You'd Like My Partner Then... He's Liam Neeson's Younger 'Twin' Brother...

by about 10 years!

-- Allen

[TexasBushwhacker]

48. A lotta good he'd do me ....

since he's gay - LOL. I want Liam Neeson's SINGLE brother. I checked out your website. Pretty cool!

[arwalden]

55. THANK YOU! That's My Cousin's Website... I'm Proud Of Her

so I subtly let others know about their website and their artwork.

-- Allen

[Blue Gardener]

62. Yea...Bradley Whitford

Not sure what is it exactly, but he's a cutie.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

71. Campbell Scott.

[Heddi]

19. Willem Dafoe

You know, it's rumoured that his you know what is bigger than an elephant's trunk.

[Dookus]

22. I'd believe it

as a man who's seen more than a couple of winkies in his lifetime, I'd venture to say that the really lean, thin guys, on average, are HUGE.

That being said, I'm so NOT a size queen. I equate super-huge penises to elephants and grand pianos - I like to look at them, but I just don't have the room to keep one anywhere.

[Raster]

23. you know Dookus, two things I hate...

...size queens and small penises!

[Dookus]

24. ROFL

I swear, I've never heard that before. That is hysterical.

[WillParkinson]

42. Actual T-Shirt...

I *HATE* Size Queens.
But I LOVE their boyfriends!

[Raster]

43. only one thing to do with one that big...

...throw it over your shoulder and burp it (put a towel down in case it spits up!)!

[Heddi]

59. *snarf*

I equate super-huge penises to elephants and grand pianos - I like to look at them, but I just don't have the room to keep one anywhere

Yeah. I hear that.

I wonder how some guys ride bicycles? As a woman, I've just NEVER understood how all of that stuff....can fit...comfortably....sitting down...on a bike seat.

Eek. The mere thought makes my ovaries go "ugh" ha ha

[carolinayellowdog]

61. Bicycles the #1 cause of irreparable damage to male parts

Heard a urologist say this on The People's Pharmacy. Terrie Graedon then asked, "What advice do you give men who ride bicycles?" The urologist replied, "Stop riding bicycles."

[Dookus]

67. well

as the saying goes...

If the world were logical, men would ride side-saddle.

[daligirrl]

26. I watched the Gunsmoke marathon on TVLand this weekend. ..

And I'm hot for James Arness. Well, he's non-traditional for me, at least. I think he's dead now.

[PartyPooper]

27. I agree with Anderson Cooper and Tucker Carlson.

Plus, I'd add my personal favourite: Jude Law.

:loveya:

[Dookus]

33. yeah

Jude's really geeky looking, but sorta hot. Great eyes and lips.

[wickerwoman]

28. John Malkovich. Kevin Spacey. John Hannah.

So I have a thing for middle-aged balding slightly scary guys.

Does Michael Madsen qualify as non-traditionally good-looking? Chuck him on the list.

And I have a huge crush on Jon Stewart.

As a side note- I could never stand Anderson Cooper ever since I was in high school and was forced to watch him on channel one. There's a spot he did during the first Gulf War where he's a few miles away from a blast in his hotel room and he starts cying for his mother. And he actually aired it. It was so self-indulgent, but probably explains why he has grey hair at 30.

[Dookus]

29. ahh

but his mother is the uber-gay-icon Gloria Vanderbilt.

[Lavender Brown]

53. I lurve John Hannah.

He was very good in that annoying Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

[Dookus]

57. Who's John Hannah?

Nevah hoid of 'im

[Lavender Brown]

58. his most famous role was probably in "Four Weddings and a Funeral"

He was Hugh Grant's friend... he gives an emotional speech when his lover dies.

[Dookus]

60. ah, yes

thanks

[CO Liberal]

30. Mrs. CO Liberal Would Like to Nominate...

...Pete Townsend.

[Dookus]

31. not bad....

Pete's quite attractive. But I'd give my right nut to do Roger in the early 70's.

[CO Liberal]

37. Roger May Have SOLD His Right Nut

He seems to do anything for a buck.....

:-)

[devilgrrl]

35. Michael Richards - Harry Shearer - Howard Stern

:shrug:

[Selwynn]

36. Ooo ooo pick me pick me!

[dryan]

38. My votes

Goran Visnjic - great body especially his arms was hot in Spartacus which was a pretty bad movie.

Alan Rickman - could make love to his voice

[arwalden]

39. Brad Garrett

[bushwakker]

44. 'Cuff me to your bedpost and I'll be a Commie by morning*

[sus]

45. awww...sean astin is so cute.

[SCDem]

46. I'd add Nicholas Cage to the bunch

his quirkiness is preety sexy I think.

[Garage Queen]

50. Adrian Brody, Willem Defoe, James Carvale

Oh, yes, bitches, you heard me: James Carvale. And don't forget Billy Bob for yet another dose of off-beat Southern Fried lovin.

Here's a slightly obscure one - Bernard Hill (Theoden King from LOTR). He's too old by half, but when you listen to him in the cast commentary for THE TWO TOWERS you realize he's got a wicked sense of humor. And a great sense of humor is just about the sexiest thing in the world to me. Speaking of which -

Al Franken. Brains AND humor. <drool>

For the non-uglies - Jon Stewart, and Karl Urban. rrrrooowwwwlll!

[terrya]

51. Kevin James is adorable and oh, so sexy.

Yum.....

[Guaranteed]

54. I'm alright, I guess.

Hee hee :)

[skippysmom]

56. My big three:

Bradley Whitford

Paul Begala

And of course, Jon Stewart.

[TrogL]

63. John Hurt

[Blue Gardener]

64. Patrick Stewart

From Star Trek. That voice is very sexy.

[Nikia]

65. Michael Shanks

I really think that he is hot as Daniel Jackson on SG 1. He plays the nerdy character but I think that he is the sexy character.

[Kat45]

66. Gabriel Byrne, Nicholas Cage, James Woods,

Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, -- I know I'm forgetting a couple more.

[Dookus]

68. Gabriel Byrne

is enormously hot.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

70. ME: WHO'S YOUR MAMA!!!!!!!! TUCKER: YOU'RE THE QUEEN!!!!

LOL!!

[hyphenate]

72. Non-traditional, huh?

Depends on the definition of "non-traditional."

I was in love with Mark Lindsay for many years. Even with the ponytail.

Darren McGavin, Stuart Whitman and Rod Taylor are all my faves--rugged looking, not glamor pusses.

I love Mike Myers--he makes me laugh.
I love Kyan Douglas on Queer Eye. He's gorgeous, but I think being gay makes him a little unconventional.
I love William Petersen--he's as intelligent as Gil Grissom.

Michael Caine, Laurence Lewelyn Bowen, Robson Greene, John Thaw--Brits make me weak in the knees.

I guess most of the rest are more traditionally handsome, like Richard Dean Anderson, Scott Bakula and Yannick Bisson.

[Maddy McCall]

73. I am in LOVE with Vincent Gallo...

Here's Gallo:




And I LOVE, I ADORE, Kevin Spacey, too.

[Terran]

75. Bob Hoskins is GOD!

Hottest man on Planet Earth!