You've been invited to dinner at the Bush White House...

[WillParkinson]

You get to bring *ONE* guest - anyone in history.

Who's going with you? (And yes, you must go.)

[MallRat]

1. Abbie Hoffman.

Actually, I'd walk into the room with him, and then just sit back and watch what happens.

-MR

[lovedems]

2. Just to get under the chimps skin, I would take

Larry Flynt. If I recall, he has information that the chimp paid for one his girlfriends to have an abortion. That would make great conversation during "happy hour".

[Maddy McCall]

7. Oooo. Good one.

[lovedems]

10. I wonder if the chimp would get blotchy like O'Reilly?

I would have to take my camera for a "seperated at birth" comparison.

Poppy is awfully splotchy these days as well. Maybe O'Reilly is a Bu$h love child? :evilgrin:

[bif]

3. Teddy Roosevelt

I'd love to see the sparks fly! After verbally abusing Chimpy, Teddy would probably kick the crap out of him.

[m-jean03]

22. LOL!

That would be great to see!

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. George Washington.

I was originally going to say Thomas Jefferson, but * probably wouldn't recognize the name.

[Maddy McCall]

5. Anne Hutchinson

The heretic. :-)

[Jim Sagle]

6. Mike Malloy.

[hyphenate]

8. Thomas Jefferson

I'm sure he'd have a lot to say to Bush* and the Stepford wife.

[zbird]

9. Osama bin Laden.

Maybe then they would be able to finally capture him (BIG maybe).

[Deb]

11. Jesus

How much do you want to bet that we'd get kicked out?

[Rainbowreflect]

13. Jesus was my first thought as well.

He could set bush straight on a few issues.

[MasonJar]

12. I won't be there., but I would send Hitler and Atilla. They could

carry the conversation right to Bush's favorite topics, and then they could give Bush some tips on how to murder more innocents.

[terrya]

14. Oscar Wilde.

But it would be pointless trying to engage Oscar and * in conversation, since * is a moron who wouldn't know clever repartee if it bit him in the ass. :-)

[pagerbear]

15. Bill W.

Wonder how he and Dubya would get along?

[terrya]

16. Considering that Dubya says he "doesn't drink anymore"

An evening of denial.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

18. But he doesn't drink any less, either.

Sorry... I couldn't resist that one!

[terrya]

20. LOL! It's so darned special to have an alcoholic in the White House.

:-)

[Garage Queen]

17. I'd give up my spot for James Carvale and Michael Moore

But I'd make them promise to video tape EVERYTHING! :evilgrin:

[proud patriot]

19. Piaget

Shrink

[richmwill]

21. Michael Moore (and a video camera)

...and watch the fun unfold