The Off-Topic Thread

[sus]

Everything posted in this thread is supposed to be off-topic.

One big anti-stream-of-conciousness mess.

No word associations, no answers to questions, no sly connections.

[sus]

1. "Strofskifte" is the Danish word for metabolism.

[FranzFerdinand]

2. letter nnnnnnnnn

thank you for the bacon hotdogs jesus, you loser...

[LynneSin]

3. you make no sense and you still owe me that $20

:shrug:

[trumad]

7. SinLynne is Russian for Hubba Hubba!

[LynneSin]

9. damurt is sanskrit for "crazy man posting on progressive website"

:eyes:

[trumad]

27. Damn...You found me out!

[Solly Mack]

4. It's raining today...again

I'm melting...I'm melting.

[sus]

5. chair of ultimate despair

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. I have Tommy John Surgery on Friday- Ask Me Anything!

[sus]

8. Perhaps if I tied 20 weather balloons to my lawn chair I could...

[matcom]

10. what's a 'fisting toy'?

[VelmaD]

12. PM me

:evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

23. A fist, silly.

Oh, my . . . .

[underpants]

11. fudgepackers

[Richardo]

13. Shoehorns: plastic or stainless steel?

[arwalden]

16. What are the long ones for? Go-go boots? cowboy boots?

[Richardo]

25. People too lazy to bend down, I think.

[arwalden]

26. Oh My Gay Stars!! I didn't think of that. --- That's Just Sad!

But I suppose it could be helpful for elderly and semi-mobile people.

-- Allen

[Richardo]

14. Off subject, but what's this thing on my neck?

[gpandas]

20. your head n/t

[Richardo]

22. Ba dum bump. Psh.

Thank you, Mr. Vaudeville! :D

[arwalden]

15. Astrology Is Bullshit ... There Is No God... Jesus Was A Myth

How's that?

[Deb]

17. Nice photo Sus!

[sus]

18. Jeb Bush looks like a grown-up Bobby Brady.

[Maddy McCall]

19. I wish I could learn to make stained glass windows.

[sus]

21. Shemp is the most underrated of the Stooges.

[sus]

24. All the people I've ever slept with are cuter than Warren Christopher.

[sus]

28. NOTTAFINGA!!

[terrya]

29. Elizabeth Taylor was a good actress.

Check out her performances in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" and "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof". She could give a fine performance when she had the right role.

[Bonhomme Richard]

30. Can I have a backrub? n/t

[sus]

31. that Sam Donaldson guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

and WHERE does he get off taking money from the government for his sheep ranch??

[Insider]

32. canned tuna with vegetable broth

am i the only one who cares?

we can have lettuce & tomatoes & celery & onions on the side, but not IN the tuna.

write congress now.

[sus]

33. clubbing with john ashcroft is SO fun.

[pagerbear]

34. An die Musik

Du holde Kunst, in wieviel grauen Stunden,
Wo mich des Lebens wilder Kreis umstrickt,
Hast du mein Herz zu warmer Lieb entzunden,
Hast mich in eine beßre Welt entrückt!

Oft hat ein Seufzer, deiner Harf' entflossen,
Ein süßer, heiliger Akkord von dir
Den Himmel beßrer Zeiten mir erschlossen,
Du holde Kunst, ich danke dir dafür!

[sus]

35. how to redefine Veganism so it's okay for you to have a jumbo jack

[Bluzmann57]

36. The river is high

and I need a shave.

[sus]

37. how do you tell your parents they're gay?

[The empressof all]

38. my daughter screwed me up this morning

She cleaned the bathroom. I left my phone charger in there. It's no where to be found. My batteries dead and I have messages. The phone is now dead. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[LynneSin]

39. OOO...I bought one of those Dental Pickie things with a Dental Mirror....

...ask me anything!!

[sus]

40. Everybody famous is GAY GAY GAY!

[TrogL]

41. I'm cleaning my desk

Why do they call it ink?