Has anyone tried C3PO?

[arwalden]

What a hottie! Come here ya big lug... lemme rub some Brasso on ya!

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Having fun, Allen?

:evilgrin:

[TrogL]

2. I tried to lay C3PO

He said he was "fully functional" but insisted upon being paid.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Yes, but he was a cold, almost robotic lover.

As I lay there in his cold gilded arms, I regretted my missed opportunity for wild animal frenzy with Chewbacca.

[Duncan Grant]

4. There's more potential jokes here...

than I can count, but I ain't going there. Nope, not gonna do it. :evilgrin: :hi:

[Commendatori]

5. Time for some blasphemy

I can't believe that movie or its sequels / prequels ever became that popular.

[m-jean03]

6. LOL

He seemed too stuck up for my tastes. Intelligent, but conceited.
I like R2D2 better. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. You ever see the "X-rated" C-3P0 trading card?

He's hung like a Zeppelin!

[arwalden]

8. SNOPES Says It's "Undetermined"

http://www.snopes2.com/movies/films/c3po.htm

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Look at it, Allen.

It's as big as his forearm.

[arwalden]

10. "It's Twue, It's Twue!"

-- Madeline Khan

[terrya]

11. I'm uncomfortable with man/machine sex. Call me a prude.

:-)