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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 01:36 PM
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CAPTION the Medicare recipient!


"...So then she pulled out this suppository that was this big and the next thing I knew, we had a Biblical relationship."
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:02 PM
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1. ...and that's how you model authentic steam locomotives in marzipan...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:05 PM
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2. LMAO.
Now that's funny.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:38 PM
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3. Do you want your wittle pills?? Huuuh? Aw here are your wittle pills
:grr:
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:19 PM
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4. Thanks to Pfizer, I can make mine this long.
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 08:19 PM
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5. The Doc Says My Prostate is THIS BIG!

"So you take *this much* vodka and maybe a splash of vermouth..."

"It's usually this big, but when I hear of an execution..."

"No, really! Colin Powell is *this much* bigger than I am! Yeah, he's tall, all right!"

"You put the nozzle this far in, then you take the hose clip and..."

"There was *that much* left in the bottle! Laura claims she doesn't know who drank it!"

"We'll pull out of Iraq when there's *this much* oil left!"

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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 11:43 AM
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6. W: can you feel my pinch now?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 11:46 AM
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7. W: how would ya'll like to be off-shored? think of it as a vacation ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 12:22 PM
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8. "Karl told me not to say this, but the good thing about seniors is
that if you promise them something, you can promise big 'cause they won't be around long . . . so all you have to give them is a little, cause by the time they get done, they'll be dead, so they never really get done, or they just get a part, that's why it's good to promise them a whoole lot, cause then you get a lot back . . . it's kinda like love . . . only different, I guess."
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