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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:46 PM
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Etiquette Question: I Heard Magic Rat Stole A 4 Year Old Girls Ice Cream
By running across the street, through a busy intersection, sideswiping her mother, thereby knocking her out of the way. As he proceeded on, he grabbed the ice cream by the cone while simulteneously shoving his dirty palm up in her face right underneath the chin, knocking her back into some thorn bushes.

If that wasn't bad enough, Magic Rat noticed that the cone was vanilla. He HATES Vanilla and wanted chocolate. He then proceeded to throw the cone at the little girl which exploded onto her pretty pink dress.

Magic Rat then fled on foot to the local Chucky Cheese.

Should he have thrown the ice cream cone?

:D
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:48 PM
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1. I swear
she gave me the ice cream cone, officer. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:49 PM
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2. HAHAHHAHAHAHA
sorry pal. just HAD to do it after watching you get persecuted in your other thread :D
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:50 PM
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3. I saw that go down. That kid was asking for it.
Besides, turns out she was lactose intolerant so he did her a FAVOR.

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loafie Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:51 PM
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4. this is very typical of magic brat
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:52 PM
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5. don't you have a folding metal chair
to dive under, or something?
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loafie Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:55 PM
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6. If i had a metal chair
i wouldn't be diving under it, i'd be beating you over the head with it. }(
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:56 PM
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7. yeah well
just for that I think a spanking is in order...:evilgrin:
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loafie Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:57 PM
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8. Inappropriate!!!
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:59 PM
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9. OK, kids...
Actually, I wanted to ask loafie if those are potatoes in her sig? What the hell are they doing????
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 02:59 PM
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10. those are bread products
hence, loafie = loaf of bread
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loafie Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:01 PM
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11. loaves of bread
one italian loaf, one regular.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:02 PM
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12. it could be French
you don't KNOW that's Italian bread, my dear
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loafie Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:03 PM
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13. actually i do
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:07 PM
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14. D'oh!
Makes sense....
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:38 PM
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15. kick for that THUG Magic Rat
:D
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:43 PM
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16. Somebody please, point me in the right direction.
I need to watch a good fight today.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-04 03:46 PM
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17. Yes
the girl was asking for it.

Yesterday, I gave the major stink-eye to a lady at the local coffee shop who was there with 4 pre-teen girls who thought it would be cool to do a drum routine on the table using their hands and cardboard cups. I wish they had ice cream cones I could've stolen and thrown at them.
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