Put the Blame on Mame

[Book Lover]

I watched Gilda a few days ago, and been humming this one on and off since...

When Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked the lantern in Chicago town,
They say that started the fire that burned Chicago down.
That's the story that went around, but here's the real lowdown,
Put the blame on Mame boys, put the blame on Mame
Mame kissed a buyer from out of town,
That kiss burned Chicago down.

So you can, put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame.

Remember the blizzard back in Manhattan, in 1886
They say that traffic was tied up and folks were in a fix.
That's the story that went around, but here's the real lowdown,
Put the blame on Mame boys, put the blame on Mame
Mame gave a chump such and ice cold "No" -
for seven days they shoveled snow.

So you can, put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame.

When they had the earthquake - in San Francisco-back in 19`6
They said that old mother nature - was up to her old tricks.
That's the story that went around, but here's the real lowdown-
Put the blame on Mame boys, put the blame on Mame
One night she started to shimmy and shake
that brought on the `Frisco quake

So you can, put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame.

They once had a shootin' up in the Klondike when they got Dan McGrew
Folks were puttin' the blame on the lady known as Lew
that's the story that went around, but here's the real lowdown
Put the blame on Mame boys, put the blame on Mame
Mame did a dance called the Hichy-koo,
that's the thing that slew McGrew

So you can, put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame.

[arwalden]

1. :o)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Do you work for a videogame company?

MAME is innocent.

[Book Lover]

3. I lost a lot of time

playing Galaga via my MAME app, so I can *still* place some blame ;-)