the Humping Elephant of all Captions

[Braden]

[PunkinPi]

1. "How repukes get their kicks"

[Braden]

2. NEW GOP LOGO Unveiled

[skip fox]

3. W. say, "Boy, Laura, wow!, I'd really like to do that!"

Laura says, "Don't you think you should wait until the bull is finished, dear?"

[nannygoat]

4. What does he have on his head--a colander? n/t

[ForrestGump]

10. One of these

:tinfoilhat:

[I AM SPARTACUS]

14. it's NOT a colander...

[myomy]

16. If it’s a brain holder, then it’s way too big

.

[underpants]

5. Wow George it's just like what you are doing to the world

:bounce:

[nannygoat]

6. Pickles to *,

"He's as clumsy as you are, dearie!"

[XNASA]

7. FOX News Headline: "Bush Saves Endangered Species"

[CBHagman]

8. All right, let's have the source for the picture.

This one is too good to be true!

(No, that's not my caption.)


"Hey, a new motif for our 2004 convention."

"So that's how they make little Republicans."

"No sex, please, we're 'mericans."

[classics]

9. We glued them together last night Sir.

As you requested Sir, now you can watch then hump all day just like you wanted!

[cosmicdot]

11. Pickles is tickled: Reminds me of the time we caught Poppy

and Babs before their falling out over Jennifer Fitzgerald

W: yeah, about the time Poppy began his Halcion days

Pickles: yes, that's right hon

[I AM SPARTACUS]

12. count the elephants...it's a three-way

NOW do you see why Pickles is so tickled...???

[classics]

13. I'm sorry George.

I bet this is making you feel even more inferior that that Hulk doll did.

[myomy]

15. Look, a GOP free- for- all right here in the country of Africa

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[roguevalley]

17. probably the closest to an orgasm she's

gotten in years.

[skip fox]

18. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:

[ForrestGump]

19. The greatest irony is that

none of the three elephants are female.....

Yes, it's ATTACK OF THE GAY PACHYDERMS!