I'm going to be a millionaire in 6 months!

[Gothic Sponge]

I saw this great commercial on tv! It's for these Internet Terminals that i can buy and set up in places... like my local mall! The owner of the machines in the commercial was so happy becase he was rich and had hot chicks around him! Wow! I bet all you poor people are going to be sorry you didn't get in on this opportunity!





:eyes:

[galadrium]

1. The person who sells them is going to be a millionare

I like the net and all, but if I go to a mall I can be without it for a few hours.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. I've seen a number of these commercials over the past 3 years.

I haven't seen one Internet Terminal in any stores around me. If they are so great.....where are they?

[King Of Paperboys]

3. I envy you.

GOD, how I envy you!

You have found a way, through the magic of the television box, to make more money than me and all of my ancestors ever dreamed of!

I curse you! Yet I envy you!

And, to think, someone was willing to SELL you this secret... just because you watched the TV box!

Curses! How I wish I had a TV box!

May I be your minion?

[TiredTexan]

4. Very funny...........

Welcome.

[drb]

5. Maybe I'll invest too, when I get my 30% share of...

...the $60 million USD from my friend the son of the late King of Swaziland who cannot legally transfer the money out of the country so I must help him my dear friend I am counting on you so do not fail me in you I have placed all my trust so please contact my attorney immediately so that he can start the transfer process to your account right away.

[mede8er]

6. Sorry.....

I already own your territory...but I'll be happy to down-line ya....hehhehheh......

[Guy Fawkes]

7. So, you're going to turn republican on us?

[Lefty48197]

8. I got ya beat goth

I have a lottery ticket in my wallet that is going to win the 100 million dollar prize. And I'm going to pick up the money this week.