HAHA - Sri Lanka: "Dove Dies at Peace Ceremony

[liberalpragmatist]

Okay. I know. This is really morbid. But I find it extremely funny - in a dark humor kind of way.

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3809093.stm

Dead dove prompts Sri Lanka probe

The Sri Lankan authorities have ordered an inquiry after a dove freeing ceremony intended to symbolise peace went disastrously wrong.

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"The dove was one of seven due to be released by dignitaries and politicians at a United Nations ceremony last weekend," said BBC cameraman Sriyantha Walpola.

"But because the birds had to wait at least 30 minutes in the excessive humidity before they were released, many of them appeared to be weak.

"Unfortunately the bird that was due to be freed by the Public Security Minister, Ratnasiri Wickremanayake, was dead almost as soon as it was handed to him by a white gloved soldier," he said.

Instead of soaring majestically into the air to symbolise the government's commitment to peace and goodwill, the dove "dropped like a brick" on to the ground.

The incident happened in front of other government ministers and prominent dignitaries including the visiting Commander of US Forces in the Pacific, General James Campbell.

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A three member delegation of the military police led by an army major have now been called in to investigate the mystery of the dead dove.

Such an incident is seen as inauspicious by many Sri Lankans, who since the weekend have written to newspapers expressing fears that the death of the dove could symbolise the demise of the country's peace process.