If you were Mrs Rush Limbaugh, what would you demand from the divorce?

[LynneSin]

As we all gleefully know, Rush Limbaugh, the know-it-all of family values, is working on his third divorce. Put yourself in Mrs Rush Limbaugh's shoes (the third wife, not the first or second one) and imagine what you would demand from the divorce settlement.

I would give Rush Limbaugh 2 choices: I would want a minimum of half of his "Excellence in Broadcasting" business along with proceeds from book sales, etcs OR I would tell Rush I would walk away taking nothing but only if I'm allowed to publish my own story about our Marriage. (a real nasty tell-all book about the truth about Rush Limbaugh)

What are your demands for your divorce settlement

[Misunderestimator]

1. The stash of Oxycontin of course... n/t

[LiberalVoice]

2. A gun and one bullet. n/t

[LynneSin]

3. I hope not for yourself Mrs. Rush Limbaugh

:eyes:

[LiberalVoice]

20. lol...I totally didn't see the "Mr.s" part. n/t

[merh]

6. a lobotomy n/t

[stellanoir]

4. amnesia

so I could have a shred of self esteem

[ibegurpard]

7. You stole my answer!

:spank: :P

[Richardo]

10. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Good one, stellanoir.. :thumbsup:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. My dignity and self-respect back.

[Richardo]

8. A lifetime supply of moist towelettes

:scared:

[dorktv]

9. A million for every stupid day I had had to put up with him.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

11. I wonder if she will write a tell-all book?

If she threatens him with that, she could probably get anything she wanted.

[redowl]

12. to return the wasted time I lost with that lizard

or yeah, the book deal would be sweet revenge!

[leftofthedial]

13. I'd demand my self respect back

and I'd ask for enough therapy te erase the experience frommy memory permanently, especially the parts where Limpboy was nude.

[Misinformed01]

14. A toaster

Because that man would send me to the other side permanently.

[LynneSin]

16. What the hell is with the damn toaster

geez, I'm such a dumb heterosexual

:cry:

[loftycity]

15. A restraining order never ever to hear his voice anywhere and at any time.

[geniph]

17. A case of Mr. Clean and electroshock therapy

...the first to scrub any lingering residue from that shitbag off my person, and the second to erase any horrific memory of his existence!

[pennylane100]

18. a thorough cleansing of my karma,

there must have been something very wrong with it to allow this monster into my life.

[Ganja Ninja]

19. Slightly O/T - I've been told pre-nup's are not recognized in FLA.

Does anyone know if this is true?

[TN al]

21. half

[FleshCartoon]

22. To have my memory erased...

...of all the years I'd known him.

[74dodgedart]

23. Force him to admit that "Rush is Wrong"

[Bonhomme Richard]

24. Can you imagine the book deals.................

she is being offered. I hope for his sake he is giving her a lot otherwise she will make a fortune.

[arbusto_baboso]

25. Any self-respecting woman would demand to have protions of her brained

scooped out with a melon-baller. Especially the parts containing any memories of "doing the wild thing" with that nasty, bloated piece of shit.

[lpbk2713]

26. The housekeeper.

Wasn't she the gopher that picked up his drugs?

[Jade Fox]

27. A promise that Rush never speak on the radio or write again, and get a job

[Xithras]

28. The Golden EIB Microphone :-)

Could you imagine his rage?

[terrya]

29. His balls on a silver platter.

I don't think they would amount to much, though.

[NoPasaran]

30. His last red cent

I'd like to see him walk out the courtroom wearing a barrel.

[Yavin4]

31. That Light Pen From "Men In Black" That Makes You Forget

That and a good chiropractor. Can you imagine the pounding her spine took from being in the missionary position with Rush?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Nothing, symbolic of his contribution to society

[Book Lover]

33. That last ten years of my life back (nm)