I hear the mattress springs rhythmically squeaking in the dorm above me

[Fenris]

Poll question: I hear the mattress springs rhythmically squeaking in the dorm above me

Opinions?

[tnlefty]

1. Praying REAL hard that the damned springs quit squeaking before the

sound becomes a distraction!!!

[Fenris]

2. Too late for that. These two are going at it like rabbits.

[dolo amber]

3. Close your ears!

I don't want a PM from you tomorrow saying you've gone blind...B-)

:P

[Fenris]

6. Wait...oh, no, my eyesighihjgetihotehj

Hkelp mee~

[KamaAina]

4. Your upstairs neighbor really wants to make the trampoline team

but can't find anyplace to practice. :evilgrin:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. The worst is if you are getting none yourself, and have to listen to this

every night.

When I was a young lad, temporarily stationed on the Treasure Island Naval Station Bachelor Officer's Quarters in the middle of S.F. Bay for a few months, someone was getting a proper rogering every freaking night within audible distance of my shoddily constructed room. I was in a "close but no ceegar" situation myself and had to listen to this night after night, moans and everything... Arrggghhhh...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Here, the people above me bang the bunkbeds into the desk...

So it's like a BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.....
God, and they do it all the time!
Duckie

[TheMightyFavog]

8. Go get a broom or something...

and go tap it on your celing a few times.

that might inspre them to fuck a little quieter.

[NicoleM]

9. I used to know somebody

whose roommate would do it on the BUNKBED above her. Now that would be too close for comfort.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

10. Makes me glad I live in a house. Ew.

[Fenris]

11. Okay, that's sick. Really sick.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

12. Nicole, that is so rude and tacky-ass. I'd probably kick the mattress

but(t) good. Wtf (literally)!