What are your other favorite euphemisms for "Cupid's Kettledrums"?

[arbusto_baboso]

I have to say, that I've always liked "sweater puffs".

[Career Prole]

1. Wanna know something sad?

I'm only 50 years old and I have no idea what you're talking about. That used to only happen to my parents. I slept through euphemism class that day, I guess. :shrug:
I'll have to book mark this thread and perhaps one more familiar to me will be posted.

[notadmblnd]

2. I refer to mine as.....

The girls.

[King Of Paperboys]

3. I used to call my old GF's "Alpha" and "Omega."

Believe me, these were the beginning and the end!

[Misunderestimator]

4. Heaven n/t

[Insider]

5. My Buddies

thru thick & thin, never leave my... side?

[Adams Wulff]

6. I used to call my ex's "Bush & Cheney"

Biggest couple 'a boobs I ever saw.


She used to hate it when I did that.
So I cut it out after a while.

We're still close friends.

[dr.strangelove]

7. A-Z

Angel Cakes, Apples, Balloons, Bangers, Bangles, Bassoons, Baubles, Bazongas, Bazooms, Beacons, Bean Bags, Bebops, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bonbons, Bongos, Boobies, Bottles, Boulders, Boulders, Bronskis, Bullets, Bumpers, Butterbags, Butterballs, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Casabas, Cha-Chas, Chimichongas, Coconuts, Dirigibles, Double Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh Melons, Floaters, Fog Lights, Fun Bags, Gagas, Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Grapefruits, Guavas, Hand Warmers, Headlamps, Headlights, Hills, Honeydews, Honkers, Hoohas, Hooters, Hottentots, Huffies, Humdingers, Jaboos, Jawbreakers, Jibs, Jugs, Jumbos, Kazongas, Knobs, Knockers, Kumquats, Lactoids, Loaves, Loblollies, Love Bubbles, Love Melons, Love Muffins, Lulus, Lungs, Macaroons, Mambos, Mangos, Marangos, Marimbas, Mau Maus, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Cans, Milk Shakes, Milk Wagons, Mountains, Muffins, Mulligans, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Ninnies, Nippers, Nodules, Noogies, Nubbies, Oranges, Orbs, Ottomans, Pagodas, Palookas, Papayas, Parabolas, Paw, Patties, Peaches, Peaks, Pears, Peepers, Pillows, Pips, Pointer Sisters, Pompons, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Rangoons, Rib Cushions, Roundies, Sandbags, Scones, Scoops, Shakers, Shimmies, Silos, Skin Sacks, Snuggle Pups, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Sweater Meat, Sweet Rolls, Swingers, Tamales, Tatas, Teats, Tetons, Tidbits, Titters, Titties, Tomatoes, Tooters, Torpedoes, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Umlauts, Waldos, Warheads, Watermelons, Whoppers
Wobblers, Wongas, Yabbos, Yams and Zeppelins