People just plain hate me sometimes

[TrogL]

*cell phone rings*

TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)
TrogL: Yes.
Phone: (inaudible)

*hangs up phone*

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. You're better than me

*cell phone rings*

SirJWtheBlack: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!? SPEAK!!

*call ended*

[Speck Tater]

2. You can be hated by some of the people

all of the time, and by all of the people some of the time.

But you can't be hated by all of the people all of the time.

[Dogmudgeon]

3. They hate me, too

Phone: (rings)
BKL: Hello?
Phone: Hello, Mr. BKL?
BKL: Uh ...
Phone: Mr. BKL, I'd like to present you with the opportunity of a lifetime -- an all-expense-paid trip for you and your wife to Cancun! And all you have to do is ...
BKL: Mi bedauras, sed mi mankas edzinon kaj ne povas iri Kankunon -- Adiau!

--bkl
They don't call it 'The Hopeful Language' for nothin'!

[geniph]

4. Yeah, me too

*phone rings*

Me: WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?! <runs shrieking from room until phone stops ringing>

No, it's not a good idea to try contacting me via telephone. I'm phobic.