Joke: The Best Job In The World

[stopbush]

A guy is looking through the want ads in the Boston Globe and runs across this:

"Wanted: P*ssy shaver for adult film company. Please call XXX-XXXX"

So, he calls the number: "Hi. I'm calling about the ad for the p*ssy shaver. Is this for real?"

"Oh, yes," say the guy at the other end, "it's for real. It's a reality in our business. The girls don't want to do it so we have someone on staff. Are you interested?"

"Sure!"

"Let me ask you, are you straight?"

"Yes."

"Are you married or involved in any relationship where this job might create personal problems?"

"No."

"Great. Sounds like you qualify. Can you be in New York on Monday for an interview?"

"Yeah...I can...but I thought the job was based here in Boston."

"Oh, it is...but the interview line starts in New York..."