Is it ok to plot revenge on a jelly fish who stang you at a young age

[JohnKleeb]

Poll question: Is it ok to plot revenge on a jelly fish who stang you at a young age

:) really I am curious. Lizz612 goes to college near Point Lookout where I was stung by a jellyfish when I was younger. I decided, I love the beach and all, why not hunt down the sucker that made me sort of afraid to swim in bays or am I just crazy.

[Dookus]

1. aww

I luvz the jellyfish. They're my favorite things to see while scuba diving.

But yeah, I hate when they sting me. So kill the motherfucker.

[JohnKleeb]

2. I stil love to swim

its just those fuckers, god I hate them.

[NoPasaran]

3. Only if you start calling yourself Ishmael

[Lizz612]

10. Exactly!

(Kleebs nuts!)

[JohnKleeb]

12. I say soda, beth, and you just found out ;)

that i am nuts. yeah but wait since you say pop, I think youre nuts! ok kidding, you know that I am insane and youre rational.

[theivoryqueen]

4. ....but in a good way

The best revenge is to dress up like a jellyfish at howloween and sting other jellyfishes.

[JohnKleeb]

6. but how I am gonna get up to maryland for halloween next fall?

I dont drive.

[theivoryqueen]

22. flish?

swiddle? not sure how to describe the overly graceful floating swimming floofing manuevering jellyfish locomote by.

[JohnKleeb]

5. 67% think I am insane hah

[Don_G]

7. Take Some Jello With You

The jellyfish might get amorous where you can escape.

Might want to bring bagpipes too; I heard it's good octopus bait.

[JohnKleeb]

9. I am going to the Chespeake though, no octupus there

well maybe in the deeper waters.

[Don_G]

15. I Don't Care

The best place for bagpipes are at the bottom of the ocean anyway.

This way, you have an excuse.

[dweller]

8. don't those creatures have a long lifespan?

i'm sure you can find it if you really try.
find forgiveness for it in your true self.
let all the negative feeling you have for that sea creature go and wash away with the tide.
you have bigger fish to fry.

find Nemo! :)
dp

[NightTrain]

11. Other: First, you must stop using non-words like "stang!"

It's "stung."

[mopaul]

13. Stang me, Stang me, they oughta take a rope and hang me....n/t

[JohnKleeb]

14. now what does that have to do with jellyfish hunting

its a family tradition :).

[GhostThatWalks]

16. JELLY FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eye and Monkey]

17. Nothing good will come of this. Madness! (shaking head as turning away)

[JohnKleeb]

18. but I get to go to the beach

thats a great thing.

[Eye and Monkey]

19. Go to the beach! Open your arms and FORGIVE!

Can't we all just get along???

[JohnKleeb]

21. and get stung more

[Eye and Monkey]

23. Turn the other CHEEK! Open yourself to the possibilities of FAITH!

[JohnKleeb]

24. but I am a vengeful sob

[Eye and Monkey]

27. Now, is vengenance YOURS? open your heart, open your HEART!

[JVS]

25. You weren't raised by snake handlers by any chance?

[Eye and Monkey]

26. No, but I did have a chat with two snakes today, out by the edge -

of the swamp. Seriously. They were just passing through. At different times, they weren't together. Nice guys. Or maybe girls - I didn't check.

[JVS]

20. Hijack an oil tanker and blow it up where you were stung

that should kill the jellyfish or its descendents

[JohnKleeb]

28. kick

:kick: I need my revenge.