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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:10 AM
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why cats suck..
they do fucken nothing..lazy pieces of crap..
they malt hair on my lounge
piss in the corner
are totally arrogant
think they are superior
i hate cats..
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:11 AM
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1. Let's shoot 'em all!
:evilgrin:
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:12 AM
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2. YES!!!
:)
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:14 AM
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7. 101 Ways to Skin a Cat.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:12 AM
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4. Final solution to cats!
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:12 AM
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3. Is This YOUR Cat?
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:13 AM
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6. LMAO.
:)
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:18 AM
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8. LOLOL
I LOVE this pic!

Oh and Snickers says "shut up. you're just a big jerky human anyway. who cares what you think? Here, whaddaya think of this?---> hrrrack! hrraccck! HACK"

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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:21 AM
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9. hey snickers..
kiss my hairy butt..lololoolololol
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:39 AM
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16. Snickers points the pointy clawed paw of death at your hairy butt
yeeeee-ouch!
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:43 AM
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18. hmmm
"thinking of an intelligent retort"...

still thinking..
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:04 AM
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21. Snickers smugly raises one eyebrow at you, knowing words are unnecessary
now that she has vanquished the silly human
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the Kelly Gang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:53 AM
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23. that could be anybody's cat
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:12 AM
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5. My cats pee in your bed
and crap in your shoes.

But not in mine.....they know from whence thecat food comes!!!!:evilgrin:
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:24 AM
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12. it's not what you cat haters do to us, it is what our cats do to you
this is like dems and repubs.....and the cats will win
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:23 AM
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10. Would You Rather Have Matcom's Cat?
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:24 AM
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11. well at least it would reflect its owners personality..
lolololo
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:30 AM
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13. my kitten has you number.......so just watch out
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:33 AM
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14. you wanna mess with me???
i wil kick your pussy in the pussy..:)
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:38 AM
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15. she has body armour
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:40 AM
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17. i am in a good mood ..
so the pussy lives ..this time..
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:46 AM
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19. my kittens are preparing to disengage....falling back to the shelter
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dudeness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:49 AM
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20. the dude abides..
:)
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the Kelly Gang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:52 AM
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22. all of that..and they boss me about to!..in fact why do we put up
Edited on Fri Jun-18-04 01:53 AM by the Kelly Gang
with them ???:shrug:
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:58 AM
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24. You Never Know What A Cat;'s Going To Do
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 02:52 AM
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25. I feel sorry for you
nt
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neoteric lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:06 AM
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26. You have to feed the alcohol sometimes...
my brother has two cats, Killer and Paxton, and they are two most enjoyable cats to be around. You can pick them up, play with them, rub their bellys (sp?), etc. without that usual kitty attitude. I think it was because they would drink alcohol that was lying around. My brother never put a can of beer in their water bowl or anything, but him and his friends would drink socially pretty often and the cats loved it. Maybe it has no relation, maybe it does, but I have never seen a cat as friendly than them two.

Killer:
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