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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:49 AM
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Ok. It's official. I'm delirious.
I've been messing around with mySQL the whole day (postgre fanatics, now's the time to chime in and be smartasses), and now, at 1:45 in the AM, I've gone past the limit.

I was experimenting with table joinings, and I just found it very amusing. I started laughing - fairly normal for a night vigil, but I couldn't stop. I seriously had to go downstairs, have a drink of water, and slap myself around a bit to stop. I guess that table joins are just that amusing the the sleep deprived individual...

So, what's your warning sign that you've stepped into the world of delirium? (Hee hee, what a funny word... DELIRIUM :7)
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 02:18 AM
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1. Wow
Are you serious?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:38 AM
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2. Was it an Innie or an Outie ?

but dont be Cross about it
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:40 AM
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3. My favorite SQL joke
Edited on Fri Jun-18-04 04:41 AM by Enraged_Ape
I don't know if it translates into mySQL:

SELECT * FROM BushVoters WHERE Clue > 0;
0 rows returned

Thank you, thank you. I'll be playing here all week. Be sure to tip the barmaids.

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