What Would the Fundies Think If Ragnarok Happened?

[Khephra]

Instead of "Left Behind"?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. it already has

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Y'know somebody made a point the other day that bears repeating

If the Rapture is only supposed to take 144,000 people (out of over 6 billion) how do we know it hasn't already happened?

[stopthegop]

5. that's not the plan...

the 144K are saved after the rapture...

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Oh.

Bummer. Sorry.
Everyone go back about your business, it hasn't happened yet.

[nickinSTL]

3. Ragnarok

Heh.

Good question. My guess is they'd be on the losing side :evilgrin:

'Course, win or lose, only 2 humans will survive...

But, my place will be secure...

and they'll have great fun in Niflheim!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I'm still holding out hope that Earendil will descend in Vingilot

surrounded by all the birds of heaven to kick Morgoth's ass. And Cheney.

[Khephra]

6. I hear the Bushies are looking for a new dog

Fenris is the name that I think they're going to call him.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Fenris is a gigantic and terrible monster in the shape of a wolf

Fenris Security provides Security Solutions for the UK public and private sectors.

Loki Development's second Open Source project is the Fenris Online Bugtracking System

Welcome to the Fenris Web Design site.

This is just hilarious
http://www.fenris.nl/

Fenris is the American Football Team of Dijon University

Fenris sells bikes in Clarkesville, Georgia

Fenris is everywhere!

[Fenris]

8. HEY!

:D

I do eat Odin, so maybe I could do this country a favor.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Fenris will perform in Almkerk, July 17th

However, Drummer Rick Lieffering has broken a small bone in his right hand.

[Fenris]

10. We rawk!

See?! Look at this the hand man.

http://www.fenris.nl/band.html

[Unperson 309]

17. I Shed A Tyr For You!

You Loki dog!

You ate the first Handi-Snack!

From what I hear, you simply wolfed it down!

It was a snap.

Congratulations on your new tie.

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[arbusto_baboso]

11. They'd all be Thor as Hel!

[jpgray]

14. Cute. Now do a pun for Niflheim

:)

[jpgray]

13. When Surt burns all the nine worlds?

I'm going to get toasted on the mead of poetry with Mimer, try to ride the thing out in his well. :D

[Zolok]

15. Pat Boone's hymn singing would be replaced by

the cayoodlings of the Valkyries and the bombast of Wagner.
Great listening but I doubt da fundies could survive it.
:)
www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com

[Unperson 309]

16. One Thing: We'd Have Ample Warning!

The Ragnarok is supposed to be preceeded by "Fimbulwinter" (pronounced "FEEM-bl Vint'rr" meaning "Endless winter" basically two or three winters together without summer in between.

Interesting thought!

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