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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:29 AM
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I have a crush on a dead woman
I think Bettie Davis was hot!
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:30 AM
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1. So, does she return any of your calls?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:32 AM
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3. No, and i used 1800-collect!
She's just playing hard to get.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:32 AM
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2. how do you cover the smeLL?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:39 AM
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7. Oh, we don't make any bones about it.
:D :D :D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:33 AM
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4. You can have Bette Davis, I'll take Marilyn Monroe
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:35 AM
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5. Deal
We will double date. You bring the air freshener.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:39 AM
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6. "Weekend at Bette's"??
Edited on Fri Jun-18-04 10:44 AM by m-jean03
:scared:
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:42 AM
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8. It would be her movie come back role!
Someone call Kim Carnes! Bettie needs her eyes back!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:45 AM
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9. We'd have to hire a forensic anthropologist --

You know, like those folks who re-fleshed the Kennewick man? Cover her skull with pencil erasers and putty? :D
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:51 AM
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11. Can't we just resequence her DNA and clone her?
Edited on Fri Jun-18-04 10:52 AM by Gothic_Sponge
I have a chemistry set!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:53 AM
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12. Sure!
It might take awhile before she comes of age though. :evilgrin:
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:57 AM
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13. Damn you.... with your logic!
I don't think my Sears chemistry set came with anything to speed up the aging process!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:47 AM
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10. Ill take Betty Page (sp)
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:59 AM
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14. Umm, far as I know, Betty Page is still alive.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:01 AM
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15. Well, who wants to date a live woman?!?!
That's just sick!
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:01 AM
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16. I'll stick with sheep. They're much more grateful.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:07 AM
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17. Wool makes me itch.
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