If you could be me, LynneSin, for the day - what would you do with me?

[LynneSin]

:shrug:

Curious to see how I would spend the day if one of you inhabited my body for the day.

BTW - no vacuuming allowed (that's for you Matcom)

[jpgray]

1. I would make a really tasty sandwich and eat it

You know, I'm going to do that right now. My dreams are my reality. :D

[LynneSin]

2. I just had a roast beef and cheese on low-carb bread with grey poupon

I'm a crazy gal

:crazy:

[jpgray]

6. I would use bread made almost entirely of carbs

In fact, I would eat the whole and unalterable oneness of a carb with nothing at all around it if I could. (I lied about the sandwich--I'm actually going to make a bowl of pasta with my three hour's reduction sauce.)

edit: Before you nutritionists come after me about the physical impossiblity of my whole and unalterable carb, I'm only joking.

:silly:

[Misunderestimator]

3. I would eat an entire pizza....

And drink a lot of beer.

[sniffa]

4. if i were you

i'd finaLLy confess my Love for sniffa.

[LynneSin]

13. Just as long as there is no body fluid exchanges

that would be too bizarre!!!

[cprise]

5. I would dunk your body

in sky-blue latex paint...

then spend the next day peeling it off, slowly.

:evilgrin:

[Khephra]

7. If I could be LynneSin

I'd crawl into John Malkovich's head and see what it would be like to be LynneSin being John Malkovich.

[DS1]

10. thus

I would get to see what it's like being khephra being LynneSin being John Malkovitch

:hi:

[Khephra]

28. Could you film yourself watching me being Lynne being John?

That would be really meta-referential.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

30. Ok, you two are BANNED from my body

I'm :scared: of what kind of metaphysical pornography you two are going to create!!!

[Paragon]

8. To quote Steve Martin...

"I could never be a woman - I'd just stay inside and play with my breasts all day."

[Southsideirish]

9. I would take you out for a good ten mile run - then go hang out at

Starbucks for a while..listening to the Cubs.

[truthspeaker]

11. I'd travel to Minnesota

for a tawdry casual sexual liason with a certain overweight, balding DUer.

[freetobegay]

12. I would make sure you finally got your toaster!

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

15. But WAIT..... that would mean that you...

would have to sleep with a woman... is that your secret fantasy? :evilgrin:

[freetobegay]

17. secret fantasy?

Try WORST NIGHTMARE! :)

p.s. Oh the things I will do for the hidden agenda.

[Misunderestimator]

18. LOL.... but hey...

what do you have against gay women? :)

[freetobegay]

19. I think all women are beautiful, Gay or straight

I also think that the new Thunder bird is beautiful. Does that mean I going to sleep with it?

I only hold a grudge against one woman, thats the one that tried to rape me!

[Misunderestimator]

20. Yikes... a story for another time I guess...

Did you mean figuratively or literally?

[LynneSin]

21. there will be no raping of or with my body

I'm a law abiding citizen

:eyes:

[freetobegay]

26. It was a joke about the toaster going back to yesterdays thread.

Please don't take offense. You know the one I'm talking about. :)

[LynneSin]

27. I know hun!

Do what you want with my body - it's yours for the day!

[freetobegay]

29. I think I'll pamper it

Take it to the spa, a manicure, a pedicure, Then a moonlight walk on the beach! Now thats how a Gay man likes to live!

[LynneSin]

31. You're welcome to get a toaster

but I might return it the next day when I take back my body

:shrug:

[truthspeaker]

34. Oh, you're a law-abiding citizen?

There goes the other thing I would do.
*puts away large bag of weed*

[LynneSin]

35. Well, we're talking REAL laws

Although I don't do that, I won't begrudge someone else doing that.

[freetobegay]

22. literally!

Happened in 1988. I have gotten over the trauma now (I know some people will laugh at that statement). I can even talk about it now. Maybe tomorrow (my day off) I'll write the story on DU.

[Misunderestimator]

24. I'm sorry, ftbg... I'm sure it was traumatic.

:hug:

[Dogmudgeon]

14. Here's what I would do

I would spend the day helping the poor, the elderly, the halt and the lame, the blind and the weak. I would plant trees, clean up litter, buy toys for orphans, and rescue puppies and kitties. I would go to Washington and make everybody get along and bring America together. I would go to the UN and establish world peace.

Then I'd find fifteen or twenty of the nastiest, kinkiest freaks imaginable and get myself done good, from here to hell and back.

--bkl
Only kidding about the litter.

[geniph]

16. Dye my hair red

just to see how the other half (the non-blonde) lives! ;-)

[ET Awful]

23. First things first . . .

I'd ship Abby and Evita up to ET Awful to take care of :)

[LynneSin]

25. THAT'S ABBIE

He's a BOY

(of course he's missing his nuts - but at one time he was a boy)

[ET Awful]

41. OOoops, but the plan still applies :) n/t

[Demonaut]

32. play with my boobies

well I only get one day

[LynneSin]

33. 36c - have fun

[truthspeaker]

36. ! I reaffirm my answer above.

Although my girlfriend tends to object to me sleeping with other women. But we're fantasizing anyway.

[Demonaut]

37. wishful thinking on my part!

your name sounds like a pornstar, no offense, it just make me notice your posts........always have my mind in the gutter.

[phillybri]

38. I'll second "Play with my boobies"...

I probably wouldn't get much else done...

[KamaAina]

39. Get online and book myself that long-awaited trip to Hawai'i

goodness only knows what the real you would do when you got here... :-)

[truthspeaker]

40. I just looked at LynneSin's photo in the gallery

And I re-reaffirm my answer in reply #11.

Damn, what a hotty.