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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:20 PM
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in my office...my own snoring woke me up...
should i be fired?
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:20 PM
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1. Only if your snoring woke up your boss.
If you are the boss then you are duty bound to fire yourself.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:21 PM
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2. You are management material, friend
If you can create a sentence that combines 'touch base' with 'get on the same page', you're in.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:28 PM
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4. At the end of the day I think he would find himself a good hire
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:22 PM
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3. You'd better check yourself in the mirror
In case coworkers wrote things on your face while you were out.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:51 PM
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7. ha...after reading that i did just that...
sounds like you know my coworkers
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:30 PM
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5. Could be worse.
I feel asleep in a meeting once and was awakened by one of my own farts.

I couldn't live that down for months.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:50 PM
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6. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
ROFL!!!!

Best laugh I've had today!


:crazy:
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 12:51 PM
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8. yeah i can't beat that.
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