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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 12:52 PM Original message |
Provide your own punchline to this joke. |
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Squeech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. A true Conservative |
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freetobegay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. None! |
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RUSTY SHACKLEFORD (409 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
3. About half a dozen. |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
4. One--to turn the no bid contract over to Haliburton |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
5. At Least Eight |
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Commendatori (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
6. All of them. |
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chelsea0011 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. All of them. They all want screw it to us. |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
8. Two. One to call the electrician, and one to mix the martinis. |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. Two... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
10. Two - One to Change it, and One to Hold The Chandelier Steady |
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No2W2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. 100 |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
12. All of them. |
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bbernardini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
13. And then the penguin says... |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
14. purple!! |
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scottcsmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
15. They will not change the lightbulb |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
16. Millions, of course |
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GiovanniC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. Eight |
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Insider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-18-04 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
18. zero. they refuse to see the light. |
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