The chimp's helicopter just flew over my house

[Generic Other]

He spent the night nearby in some undisclosed hidey hole. He's headed north for AF1. Phew. Like getting rid of dandruff or a travelling salesman.

For some reason, one just feels more secure when he's as far away as possible.

Bet lots of folks feel the same way.

[truthspeaker]

1. Did you give him the finger? Does this happen often?

If so, make a big sign for your back yard or roof that can only be seen from the air. Something like "Fuck you Bush!"

[commander bunnypants]

2. I wont say it

any banana skins in your yard

DDQM

[No2W2004]

3. Yep, he's a chimp all right