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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:49 PM
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Reality shows that never were.
What reality TV show would have made for great viewing but never left your brain? Here are mine:

America's Top Brothel - (Hosted by Danny Bonaduce) Two competing whore houses battle it out to be named America's top brothel. Rated on customer satisfaction and numbers served.

The Amazing Racist - (Hosted by former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott) A horribly racist white man is dropped into the middle of Watts clad only in giant Confederate flag. Will he make it out alive?

Colonic House - (Hosted by R. Kelly) Sort of like PBS' Colonial House, only the family of contestants undergo high colonics every day.

The things I think about at 2 AM...
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:50 PM
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1. Last Mime Standing
self-explanatory?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:51 PM
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2. It would be a quiet show.
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:57 PM
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4. 'quiet on the set pl... nevermind"
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tcfrogs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:57 PM
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3. SNL hasn't been very good
but their parodies of reality shows have been good:

Temptation Trailer
Joe "Not A Rapist"
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:58 PM
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5. High School Reunion on Cannibal Island
Two dozen former seniors from the class of 1994 dropped off on an uncharted island with no food. Each week the group votes on which member to consume.
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newyorkdork Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:01 PM
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6. Reality shows that never were."
American Idolitor - Contestants are winnowed down to one by seeing who will do the craziest stunts in a quest for more US dollars.

Chains of Hate - A Kurd, a Sunni, and a Shi'ite Iraq are chained together for a weekend. Watch the hilarity ensue!
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