Will sales of "My Pet Goat" go up?

[Stargleamer]

it obviously is a very captivating tale, especially for those whose political advisors aren't around to tear them away from it.

[My Pet Goat]

1. You know...

I was trying to find that on the Internet so I could link to it but no luck. I hear it is a good read if you: 1) lack common sense in an emergency, 2) want to project a calm and reassuring presence, or 3) want to be the moral leader of the nation.