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[cosmicdot]

US resident George W. Bush is sticking by his optimistic forecasts for Iraq, buoyed by polls showing solid support for his policies there despite a wave of deadly unrest ahead of the June 30th handover(AFP/Getty Images/File)



Tonight's feature .. "Hell-in-a-handbag, acetylene-powered thunder lizard" ... MAD MONSTER with short: "COMMANDO CODY & THE RADAR MEN FROM THE MOON"

[acmavm]

1. I will lead you unto the world of eternal war, bankruptcy, deprivation

and joblessness. Follow me, for I am the new prophet of the religion of hypocrisy and bigotry. God gives me the message and I am telling you that he demands that you follow me blindly without question. (And by the way, any of you with more than two functioning brain cells need not apply.)

[Lefty48197]

2. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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[cosmicdot]

3. what is it with that arm gesture?

[peekaloo]

4. Praise ME...let me hear ya say Hal-lay-burton!

[cheezus]

5. Big Brother triumpantly announces that things are "Better than Ever"

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Woah! They're projecting me on the screen! I'm

a giant! . . . Wow, let me play Godzilla! . . . or Megaton . . . who's greater? ? ? . . . I still got an argument with Petey Boggs back in Midland. . . . Wait til I tell him about this! . . . I'm Gozilla . . . GGGGRRRRRRRRR!! Wow.."