I need a puppy killer. Any recommendations?

[Donkeyboy75]

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Will.

William Rivers Pitt.

He ate matcom's puppy.

[Donkeyboy75]

2. I asked that bastard to save me a leg,

but he's a shameless glutton.

[King Of Paperboys]

I heard he meant to fuck that puppy.

Did he chicken out?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Yes. Yes he did.

What a wuss.

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Guess I'm glad I didn't eat that leg, then.

[DarkPhenyx]

3. Why do you need a puppy killer? n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

4. We hates them, my Precioussssss

Or for this reason:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1301280

[DarkPhenyx]

5. Popup! Popup dude!

Not puppy. World of difference in there, ok? Now if you said cats, well, now that I could understand! :evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

6. OK.

I have a pup too, but "cat killer" wouldn't have made a good copycat thread. ;)

[DarkPhenyx]

8. good point...

...but still...there are some thing that shouldn't even be used for a good copy cat thread.

[belladonna]

7. Oh, you said PUPPY killer...

Never mind, not my specialty :D

[Donkeyboy75]

9. Well, I'm dense then.

What IS your specialty?

[belladonna]

20. I'm a notorious kitty killer

The ASPCA has me on their Top Ten Most Wanted list... hey, you're not going to turn me in, are ya? There's no reward, I swear there isn't... :scared:

[Proud2BAmurkin]

22. Slummin at DU again, eh Dr. Frist?

nt

[belladonna]

23. Methinks someone doesn't get the joke

But good one anyway :D

[m-jean03]

10. How about this guy?

He always looks like he'd be up to the job. :puke:

[Donkeyboy75]

11. LMAO

Actually, I don't think he'd fit the bill. He bites the heads off of them. I'm looking for minimal mess.

[m-jean03]

17. Oh, but he'd gladly

lick up their spilt blood.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. Not when there's another puppy around

with a head attached. He enjoys the killing much more than the metallic taste of blood.

[m-jean03]

19. I don't know about that --

My sources tell me that he lives off of that stuff. :scared:

[Liberal Veteran]

13. He looks like he's about to kill a puppy in that pic....

...scary.

[m-jean03]

16. Actually, I think he had just killed one there

and was grinning in post-orgasmic bliss.

[m-jean03]

15. Rummy says. . .

"Give me your puppies!!! I want PUPPIES!!"




:scared:

[Spirochete]

21. Maybe Frist has a brother...