Finally, a freeper joke that I like to bring back every few months....

[NightTrain]

Freeper Sex Manual:

IN ===>
OUT <===

Repeat if necessary.

[WilliamPitt]

1. Freeper pick-up line

"Hey sis, you awake?"

[liberalhistorian]

2. LOL!

What does a freeper give his sister for Christmas?

A: Child Support!!!

[PopSixSquish]

3. Freeper Foreplay

"Susie, brace yourself"

:bounce:

[HEyHEY]

4. You forgot "Pay"

[CanuckAmok]

5. What does a Freeper say as she's losing her virginity?

Hey, get offa me dad, yer crushin' my smokes!

[HEyHEY]

6. I know the origin of that joke

tsk tsk...you racist. ;-)

[CanuckAmok]

7. What's the origin? I always heard it as a hillbilly joke...

?

[HEyHEY]

8. Check your PM

[fishnfla]

9. Why does the freeper cross the road?

?

[demigoddess]

10. love the freeper jokes

keep em coming.

11. Freeper Medical Dictionary

Benign: What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

Barium: What you do with dead folks.

Catscan: Searching for the cat.

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

Colic: A sheep dog.

Coma: A punctuation mark.

D&C: Where the Libruls are

Dilate: To live longer than your kids do.

Enema: Not a friend.

Fester: Quicker than someone else.

Fibula: A small lie.

Hangnail: The nail on your door that holds your coat.

Hospital: Friendly-like

Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

Node: To know, - "I didn't node the gun was loaded"

Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.

Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative: A letter carrier.

Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.

Secretion: Hiding something.

Seizure: To see "Hey JoeBob, I seizure wife with Jimbo yesterday"

Tablet: A small table to change babies on.

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the train station.

Tumor: More than one.

Urine: Opposite of mine.

Varicose: Near by

[geniph]

12. Good Christ, NightTrain, don't give them instructions!

If they figure it out, they'll reproduce!

:scared:

[sangh0]

13. Freeper dilemma

1) Free tickets to see the Dixie Chicks and Barbara Streisand