Hey Ladies - Now's your chance to bag Rush Limbaugh

[Jabbery]

That's right, Ladies - just imagine, he's rich, he lives in a $24 million mansion, and he's available.

Yes, Ladies, just imagine Rush coming home to you wearing those sexy 46-inch waist Sansabelts with his large, quivering breasts protruding from underneath his golf shirt...as you lay down on the $20,000 couch to make love, his overwhelming cigar stank breath envelops you with stinky love...his thinning hair implants and body odor give way to the foulest stench imaginable when he slides his loafers off and those black socks won't come off because they're stuck to those sexy, fungus-ravaged feet...

Okay, sorry, I know it's gross, but you gotta admit, any woman who does hook up with Limbaugh deserves the disgusting stuff she gets...I don't care how much money he has...

[molly]

1. Considering all the drugs he's taken

I doubt that sex is an option.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Added bonus for the ladies!

I'll bet that he doesn't get nearly as sweaty an out of breath as he used to, while he's huffing and puffing on top of you. Although, the drugs have probably made him impotent anyhow.

[Cannikin]

3. 'bag' as in 'hunt and kill'?

[readmylips]

4. Me...me....me....

I want to see the fat butt, marry the pig...and I'll give the pig's money to support liberal causes...that would really make the pig cry.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Write a big ol' check to the ACLU for defending him

HA! The irony!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I bet he's into scat and cleveland steamers

delivered onto HIM by his lady friends or his barely-legal teen boys.

[daa]

7. or GUYS hey Drudge here is your chance. nt

[noonwitch]

8. On the up side...

1. He doesn't live with his mother.
2. He's gainfully employed.
3. He has a housekeeper.
4. With all the drugs he's abused, sex may not be an option-this is a selling point!
5. No kids to share all the loot with once he's gone.

The trick if for the prospective bride to be in control of his drug intake, so an experienced codependent is needed.

[geniph]

9. Nah, his mounted head would look funny in my living room

really doesn't match the decor. Plus, I'm not sure a 20-gauge is sufficient to bring down prey of that size. He might take a .30-.30, or maybe a .50 caliber elephant gun.

...whaddyou mean, that's not what you meant by "bag"? Who'd want to do anything else with that pustulent old gasbag???

[AwakeAtLast]

10. Excuse me.......

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