Whatever happened to Larry "Bud" Melman?

[mac56]

A/K/A Calvin DeForest?

I haven't seen him on Letterman's show for years.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. i miss him. nt.

[Bertha Venation]

2. ate too much toast-on-a-stick, no doubt

[mac56]

3. "The snack that won't make you sick!"

Hi Bertha! :pals:

[Bertha Venation]

6. Hi, Mac!

:pals:

How are the Twinkies doing? The Halos have fallen apart in the last few weeks.

[underpants]

4. Welcome to my page, Suckers!

http://www.calvertdeforest.com/

[underpants]

5. Cheap Advice-Do's and Don'ts of Strip Bar Etiquette

Do's and Don'ts of Strip Bar Etiquette


Shy? Tongue-tied around beautiful naked women? Try this opening line: "Hey, toots! I just cashed my paycheck!" The stripper hasn't been born who can resist that one.

It's okay to give your favorite dancer your business card. It's probably not a good idea to give her your VISA card.

It's okay to stand on a chair, whistle at the dancers, and shout your love for their art. It's rarely okay to stand on the bar and shout at the bartender, "How 'bout a buyback, you inbred redneck bastard!"

It's nice when you tell a dancer, "Your legs look like a fine sculpture." They hate it when you ask, "Are those your thights or fifty pounds of cottage cheese?"

[Brotherjohn]

7. He was ruled "intellectual property" of NBC, and sits in a vault at...

... 30 Rockefeller Center as we speak.