I fell and I can't get up!

[Raven]

Just kidding...I'm fine, but I was just musing about a certain relative of mine who can manage to go to Matcom's wild naked parties but can't check in on his MOM! For all the little sh*t knows, I could have become a Republican...worse that a solitary death! :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Well you know the ingrate little bastard is still nursing the hangover

fix his ass...next time he comes up to the house, make him a can of soup instead of raven's home cookin' ;)

[Raven]

2. A Matcom Hangover is no excuse...

I could be dead already! (How about this for "Mother Guilt"!)

[bain_sidhe]

4. Well, if you're dead already, haunt the little ...

...er, can I say that word? ;-)

Anyway, I don't just mean the usual haunting... Show up in the shower, and when he's got a girl over, and when he's on the john, and ... oh, whatever... just any ol' indelicate moment where your sudden appearence can cause great consternation.

Of course, the THREAT of doing so might be enough all by itself...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. It's almost as delectably evil as your tomato cheese pie

[bahrbearian]

3. I was going to tell you to , just sleep it off.

[WilliamPitt]

6. Your line has been busy forever

:)

[Raven]

7. Feeling guilty Sweetie?

The phone is on the floor next to my body...heh, heh. Try again later...I'm talking to my real friends now...they care...heh, heh! :evilgrin: