For the record: I, the DUer known as "iconoclastic cat," do not condone

[iconoclastic cat]

or encourage anyone to go to the film, "Fahrenheit 9/11" with a roll of quarters for the express purpose of beating the snot out of any person who attempts to block his or her entry. I also affirm that I will not be attending the film with any weapons other than my extraordinarily deadly roundhouse and 12+ years of surviving in the East Coast's punk circuit.

Also, I expressly discourage anyone from wearing their DU t-shirts with the intent of baiting freepers or aforementioned protesters.

I hope this clears everything up.

[Fenris]

1. I always carry a knife, but its for peacekeeping purposes only.

Hey, if W. can have an army for "peacekeeping", why can't I have a knife?

[AndyP]

2. lol

I'll be wearing my "stop bush" t-shirt. It's like a fishing lure, only I expect to actually catch something.

[testing123]

Squirt Guns would be a better choice

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

6. Filled with Nair?

Just asking.

[testing123]

11. Cheap stinky perfume or cologne

If we could find some from the 70's Disco Era it would make a good weapon in case the right wing nut jobs block our entrance.

[iconoclastic cat]

14. I like theivoryqueen's idea below: Kiss them. But use a dental dam.

They may have hoof-in-mouth. You know, from being wrong so much of the time.

[jobycom]

28. Like they'd notice it!

What do you think they'll be wearing in the first place?

[testing123]

32. LOL

Avon?

[DenverDem]

3. Can I go to the movie with you?

It sounds like fun.

[iconoclastic cat]

7. Yes, yes you may. But the goth chick with the red hair is mine.

And she's equally deadly.

[DenverDem]

16. Kewl.

I've got a woman, but good choice on the red haired goth chick. You'll never be bored and that's important.

[iconoclastic cat]

19. That was Mrs. Cat w/ the hair. And YES, never boring, let me tell you!

But it's not the gothness. It's her. She's one of them loony left people you hear so much about on right wing boards like this.

[DenverDem]

27. Good job, dude.

You guys are the kind of folks I would like to hang with, and that's a pretty limited group.

[iconoclastic cat]

29. There should be a massive November DU bash somewhere Nov. 3rd!

Several of them!

[DenverDem]

30. A celebration, hopefully.

I will be ready to be living in the Free World again.

[iconoclastic cat]

31. I have no idea what she was thinking. She's easily twice as smart as I am,

she can run rhetorical circles around me, and she is drop-dead gorgeous. Total mystery to me.

Hey, if you like highly political, fun, intelligent lefties who run a wicked non-commercial indie music scene, bail Denver for Chicago! I'm telling you, I split SoHo for this, and never looked back.

[DenverDem]

33. I love Chicago.

The food, the music and the art are world class, and the city is a million times more livable than NYC.

[iconoclastic cat]

38. It's getting a bit expensive to buy a house, though,

and the public schools are a nightmare. But other than those issues, it's a blast. I managed to survive on 12K a year for a very long time, and I never really missed it. Ah, my halcyon days of yore...

[King Of Paperboys]

4. I will also be carrying a knife.

I always do. Anybody wants to deprive me of my civil rights is welcome to try.

[testing123]

18. Pocket or Butcher Knife?

:evilgrin:

[iconoclastic cat]

20. I was thinking maybe a fish scaler. Or a really old toilet plunger from a

public john.

[testing123]

26. A dull knife...hehehehe...so it hurts and gives an infection?

A plunger from a biker bar on a hot night when the beer is flowing and the bikers are eating pickled eggs and drinking Budweiser and the toilets are backed up from too many people doing their business.

Nice and stinky!

[MercutioATC]

5. Hmm...Ohio is a CCW state now.....

...just kidding.

[liberalhistorian]

8. My local theater will be showing it

beginning this Friday, and I intend to go to an evening showing. It should be interesting to see what kind of freeper gauntlet I'll have to go through, but I'm more than ready!

[mourningdove92]

9. hehehe, I have my own way of making the Freepers sweat.

I will just hold hands with my baby and waltz right in. You know, just like two middle aged lesbians had a right to be there, to breathe the same air, and God Forbid, BE HAPPY.

I need to check the places it is showing. The last time I checked, the only theater around was in Dallas. It would help if I could find one in Fort Worth.

[theivoryqueen]

10. okay all you rapiers - forget the sharp metal objects and focus on

something more pungent. I say use the stink against them! Try rotten veggie water in squirt bottles if need be. tres foul - as anyone who ever let a bouquet rot in a vase will attest.

[iconoclastic cat]

12. If garlic works on vampires, what is the secret charm against freepers?

Other than logic and facts, of course.

[Briarius]

24. Soap?

[iconoclastic cat]

25. In what capacity? In a sack, like the quarters, or with lather?

[flamingyouth]

13. I'm just taking my mouth and brain

And I dare any freeper to confront my twin mass weapons of destruction.

[iconoclastic cat]

15. Hey, flamingyouth! What are you up to today? I was thinking of you today.

Strange, I know. But you crossed my mind.
:headbang:

[flamingyouth]

17. I'm doing okay - fantasizing about telling off fools at F911!

Thanks, my friend.:headbang:
:loveya:

[iconoclastic cat]

22. In reality, I don't think there will be any protesters in Chicago.

A wonderful convergence of political lethargy and defeatism on the right up here--plus, Mrs. Cat and I don't usually get harassed by uptight conservative types. We scare them. It's fun.

[flamingyouth]

37. And likely not in Seattle

But a girl can still dream...ah...

[Unperson 309]

21. And I Have No Intention Of Carrying

my stun-gun! I've forrgotten the wattage of the item I'll be leaving at home, but I do know that, were I to use it, which I have no intention of doing... it could knock a 6 foot man flat on his keister! And that would be... unfriendly.

309

[iconoclastic cat]

23. I would think the kiester would be the most fun place to shock...

Hey, look up there! (ZAP!)

[Zorra]

34. Pepper spray means never having to say your sorry.

Nasty stuff but very effective, and it does not cause permanent damage.

[NightTrain]

35. I, on the other hand, fully condone kicking some freeper ass!

Unfortunately, I won't be seeing FARENHEIT 9/11 this weekend because I have to move. I do, however, plan to see it soon thereafter; and if some flag-waving piece of shit gives me any static, they'll fish his sorry ass out of the river!

[iconoclastic cat]

36. Do freepers float, or does the weight of the hypocrisy drag them down?

Let's see.


(Edited: I can't spell tonight.)