Would you quit fighting crime if it meant shtupping Kirsten Dunst?

[Paragon]

Poll question: Would you quit fighting crime if it meant shtupping Kirsten Dunst?

This, apparently, is the gist of Spider-Man 2...

[Gothic Sponge]

1. I don't find Kirsten Dunst that attractive

I'll stick with fighting crime......Where's my Underoos?

[lil-petunia]

2. Who is kirsten durst?

[LTR]

3. Oh?

[Wickerman]

4. I don't think those sandals are safe for a sauna

shame on her.

[LTR]

6. Oh, she's wearing heals

Took me a while to notice.

:spank:

[Gothic Sponge]

8. I still don't think she's that hot

She looks like every other generic actress. I like women that look real.

[LTR]

10. They ARE real, you know (nt)

[Gothic Sponge]

11. Even if they are real

If you take a quick look at her photo she could be Jennifer Aniston. She has that Hollywood cookie cutter look. I'll take Jeanne Garofalo.

[lil-petunia]

14. meow

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Screw crime...

and screw Dunst.

What's crime ever done for me anyway?

[Loonman]

7. I'd give up red meat

For a shot at Dunst.

[Paragon]

9. Already done.

Tobey Maguire's a vegetarian. :silly:

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. I'd work out my "schtupp" frustration out on the criminals

[Paragon]

13. No wonder Spidey kicks so much ass

Getting aroused in a skin-tight suit, however, would be unfortunate.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

15. I would become a daytime crimefighter..........

and "schtupp" at night.

Gotta problem? Call Daredevil or the Avengers, I'm busy.

[SOteric]

16. Not really.

Best guess is, she's missing some of the equipment I enjoy most in a schtupping partner.

[HornBuckler]

17. Naaaaa I'll Pass

She's Not That Hot - I Wouldn't Kick Her Outa Bed For Fartin - But I Wouldn't Stop Fightin Crim For It Either - And If Yer Superman/Spiderman/Etc You Could Get Any Woman You Want - Always Wondered Why Superman Stuck With Ugly Ass Lois Lane

[Robb]

18. Hell, I'd quit fighting crime if it meant schtupping Barbara Walters...

...s'been a bit of a dry spell. :evilgrin:

[Bombtrack]

19. I would outsource my crimefighting to the avengers.

Spiderman was always an idiot that way. He new all these other allies who were in the same metro area as him but he never picked up the phone even when it meant not getting Mary Jane-ass. And Mary Jane was even hotter in the comic than Kirsten Dunst is. The radioactive spiderbite must have killed his sex drive.

[mede8er]

20. Nope......

I schtupp and fight on a regular basis........