the undisclosed CAPTION

[cosmicdot]

Vice resident Dick Cheney reads over his notes between live TV interviews at the Bush Cheney 2004 campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va. Tuesday, June 22, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Dick is thinking: everything is going as planned ... Diebold, check ... fake insurgency in Iraq, check ... fake convention sympathy medical attention plan-in-place, check ... it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when plan-in-place, check ... numbnuts given script and sent out of my way, check ... all set to give virtually live from remote location 'live' TV interviews, check ...

[sniffa]

1. kerry weak on defense, check

saddam had Long standing ties with aL queda, check.
kerry once voted for an astronomicaL gasoLine tax hike, check.
i have information that you don't have, check.
kerry Looks french, check.

[louis-t]

2. "I vill dezide vhat is zuzpicious und vhat is not zuzpicious"

or "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!!!" Wow, both Peter Sellers movie quotes!

[regularguy]

3. " A little help here...I would have learned to read in school,

but I had other priorities."

[skip fox]

4. Dick is reading over his speech & thinking: "Wow, that's a strong opener:

'Nobody do anything stupid. I have taken over the reigns of government. I do this for the good of our country. We have been hijacked by the left-wing and the left-wing media. The President is no longer effective. Negotiating with the Democrats is tantamount to negotiating with terrorists. That is, he committed treason and will be dealt with accordingly. It is important for you not to panic. I have the situation well in hands. Deviants will be dealt with swiftly and surely. But don't panic.' . . . Yeah, that's the ticket. I'll start off talking nice . . . then we'll really give to 'em."

[cosmicdot]

5. Crashcart is thinking: these Halliburton figures are looking mighty good

[cosmicdot]

6. Dick is thinking more: put out purported al-CIA-da recording, check ...

do other things so that when we hand over ... this part always cracks me up ... full-sovereignty to Iraq ... that we can say, we told you so, check ...

[cosmicdot]

7. hunting trip with Scalia, check

heads-up Iraq invasion meeting with oil/energy CEOs, check ... double check

[emad]

8. "So what if the new Iraqi PM is Mossad's former Moscow Bureau

chief, he's still on the payroll....."

[Papa]

9. Secret footage of Cheney illustrating how Bush should act on 911