Have you ever been beheaded?

[Renew Deal]

Poll question: Have you ever been beheaded?

[SpiralHawk]

1. Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered, Besmirked...but

not yet beheaded.

(PS - if you were a "head" in the Olde Hippie sense, and no longer are, does that count? Or does that make you a Dead Head?)

[Semi_subversive]

2. When I was a kid

I got stung on the tally-whacker by a bee. Is that the same thing?

[Bonhomme Richard]

3. I've been besides myself. Does that count? n/t

[Delano]

4. So...

This is supposed to be funny in light of rrecent events? Sometimes I really don't get people around here. Please carry on with your morbid "humor".

[Shananigans]

11. I concur. Probably not the most PC topic to be posting right now.

[Shananigans]

12. Dupe

[lanparty]

15. Beheading are no different then ...

...tearing apart innocent civilians with daisy cutters.

Why is their such a distinction made between beheading and complete dismemberment???

[Delano]

17. You're right. That's why I don't make jokes about that either.

The fact that we are killing people makes the grisly deaths of coalition civilians humorous?

What's the matter with you?

[TX-RAT]

5. came damn close

Came home to a very pissed off wife at about 4:00 am,
enough said.

[MaineDem]

6. This is in really poor taste (nt)

[LynneSin]

21. Yeah, I'm pretty open about everything but I would have to agree

Then again those 2 Americans recently beheaded were from the Philly area so it's been all over the news

[Career Prole]

7. No...

But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night! :bounce:

[On the Road]

8. Yes -- In Fact, That's a Picture of My Head!

Where'd you get it?

[ironflange]

9. Canucks: Maybe Paul Martin should hire some of those Iraqis. . .

. . .before it's too late. Didn't he say, re sponsorship scandal, that "heads will roll?"

:evilgrin:

[2Design]

10. yes now I am all hands and feet....

[Westegg]

13. Ain' t it funny when they scream...?

...when the knife goes in, and then there's that 30/60-second period where they're just screaming, until the knife saws through the vocal chords and then there's no more screaming?

Ain't that a kick?

Oh right. I forgot. It's America's fault.


Sigh....

[H2O Man]

14. circumcised as an infant......

pretty close, isn't it?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Someone once thought I was.

They took drastic measures to remedy the situation. Too bad they didn't realize my head was only temporarily stuck up my butt.

[iconoclastic cat]

18. (gurgle...)

(blinks in the thick, transparent solution that fills the cylinder)

[slackmaster]

19. Since I'm bespectacled I must also be beheaded

Right?

:shrug:

[SarahB]

20. Nope

Had my heart cut out and stepped on a few times though.

22. steal your face right off your head?

:freak:

[liberalitch]

23. Yes, but I got better....