Farrell's 'Huge' Manhood Cut from Film

[LynneSin]

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#2
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle

Damn, now I want to see what this thing looks like!!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Are you sure it's not 'A Hose at the End of the World'?

[BiggJawn]

2. So, is he built like Jeff Stryker or Kake?

John Holmes? Ron Jeremy? C'mon, people, never seen a Big Unit before?

[underpants]

3. Aaaaaaall the time

:bounce:

[FizzFuzz]

20. careful with the bouncing up and down you could hurt y'self! eom

[LynneSin]

4. Hey, this is the number #1 photo at Yahoo

[hunter]

53. Most women only keep the balls...

But I'm certain he deserved it.

[slackmaster]

5. DJs on KGB FM in San Diego had a different version of the story

They said yesterday morning that Colin Farrell is uncircumcised, and that freaked a lot of people out.

[Padraig18]

6. Why do people freak about uncircumcised men?

I suppose I'm biased, as we're both uncircumcised, but I just don't get it.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

7. Something like 80% of the world isn't circumsized

But us Americans are spoiled rotton I suppose

:cry:

[Padraig18]

47. All skin is washable.

The 'hygenic' argument doesn't hold water. :P

[Darth_Kitten]

52. Call me wet behind the ears.....

but how do you tell the difference between a circumcised and uncircumcised......you know? ;) :evilgrin:

Inquiring minds wanna know. ;) :silly: Is it THAT huge a difference? :shrug:

(don't laugh)

[geniph]

55. The "helmet" looks different

at least when it's not ... umm ... angry. The head kind of hides its face.

;-)

[qb]

8. OMG, the heathen savage. How dare he!

Everyone knows civilized people sexually mutilate their boys.

[truthspeaker]

10. I find that doubtful if it was screened in the UK

AFAIK few British men are circumsized.

[phillybri]

9. Big friggin deal!

What kind of wussy guy can't handle seeing a crank that's bigger than his own?

Self-esteem issues, anyone?

[dawg]

11. That guy may have a big dick ...

but from what I've read, his "manhood" is pretty small.

Edited to add: "And that goes double for you, Rasputin!"

[SarahB]

12. Not fair

Sure, society can judge women by all their external parts, but I guess it's too much for men. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I have a lot of respect for men who have the gonads (pardon the pun) to "bare it all" and say "this is me". I think it's pretty cool in fact. :7

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. I am faxing you nekkid pics of me right now

j/k

[SarahB]

16. I'll add it to my collection.

:evilgrin:

[Dogmudgeon]

18. You're going to need a new picture book soon, won't you?

You could always just digitize the lot of them and get a 250-megabyte hard disk.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

--bkl

[SarahB]

19. Don't I wish.

sigh.....

[TrogL]

21. I want some too

I am faxing you nekkid pics of me right now

[LincolnMcGrath]

24. You would just photoshop them

and post them to the Gallery. (after you apply digital shrinkage)

[SarahB]

27. I wouldn't though.

:7

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. Someday I am coming out to a Boston Meetup/BBQ

:7 :7

[Renew Deal]

41. Where do you live?

I want to "bare it all" and say "this is me". :wow:

[SarahB]

59. Connecticut

(But I'm no voyeur. Really! :D)

[XNASA]

14. Welcome to my world, Mr. Farrell.

:evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

62. LOL you and me both, buddy. nt

[supernova]

15. I'll wait for the DVD!

:D

LOL! If you're going to have nudity in a film, don't turn around and cry squeamish because you got more than you bargained for. :D

I wish there were more male nudity in film, it's certainly no on par with female nudity. I'm My Wife is an Actress, Charlotte Gainsburg has a wonderful rant about it. "Don't you think the audience wants to see a man too?!"

[Richardo]

17. Aieeeeee! "Manhood". "Cut". Bad juxtaposition of words there.

:scared:
Puts me in mind of the Rasputin exhibit. :D

[FizzFuzz]

22. what a friggin double standard

film bosses never seem to have a worry about the size of someone's "womanhood"

<snip>
"The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it."

Funny, film bosses never seem bothered when the men are overexcited and the women are uncomfortable. Never heard about concerns that the *plot* was being neglected (ahem).

Hypocritical dingle-dangle protectors.

[pagerbear]

23. "The women were over-excited"?

Were they really? Hmmmmmm.....
My impression is, WRT any body feature, some folks like 'em big, some folks like 'em average, some folks like 'em small, some folks don't care. But no, in this case, every woman in the audience was totally horned up because she saw a big wiener. And every man in the audience was totall grossed out for the same reason. What a one-dimensional audience--why use a crowd like this to test screen any movie?

[DS1]

25. Agreed, mostly. It's like the old Marijuana propaganda - debased orgies

people losing their minds, zombies!!!

[radwriter0555]

26. Them european laddies are hung like donkey's, aren't they? No wonder

so many American women get divorces.

American men can't make love and have small penises.

[supernova]

29. What is this? The 19th Century?

So we really enjoy seeing a guy on film and still get accused of having the vapors?!?

:grr: :grr:

[Misunderestimator]

38. LOL... Thought the same thing...

In fact, though I would certainly be impressed, I probably wouldn't be excited... unless maybe I saw it in use. :evilgrin:

And I know plenty of guys who would have enjoyed that scene.

[geniph]

56. "totally horned up because she saw a big weiner"

that has to be the Coffee-On-The-Monitor Phrase of the Day!

:D

[Pithlet]

63. I'm partial to

"Hypocritical dingle-dangle protectors." tm FizzFuzz

[gauguin57]

30. holy screamin' wieners!

I'll bet Ewan McGregor's is bigger.

See: "Pillow Book."

" ... but when Pillow Book was released in Scotland, McGregor found it necessary to warn his parents that they might want to leave their friends behind. It prompted a post-viewing fax from his father who wrote: "I'm glad to see you've inherited one of my major assets." "

[Screaming Lord Byron]

31. When does Ewan ever not get it out.

It seems to be a package deal. Hire Ewan, hire his, well, package.

[Lavender Brown]

32. They must have cut his obligatory nude scene

when he was in "Emma." Which is unfortunate. :(

[Screaming Lord Byron]

34. I notice he compensates in Star Wars be wielding his lightsabre

as much as possible.

[Beaverhausen]

57. And thank goddess for it!

Loved when he whipped it out a la Iggy Pop in Velvet Goldmine!

[tigereye]

35. I've always wanted to see that

the movie, that is. Or Ewan in the flesh. However, to quote the song, "it ain't the meat, it's the motion."

[northzax]

43. my girlfriend tells the story

of actually rewinding and pausing the DVD on that scene.

which I'm fine with, but I wish she'd stop whistling "tiptoe through the tulips' every time I take my pants off...

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. I never thought of Will Ferrell that way.

[tigereye]

36. and that is a very good thing

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. I hear he's hung like a donkey.

[tigereye]

39. he is a donkey

eeee-awwwwww

[skippysmom]

50. Will Farrell?

I thought they were talking about Mike Farrell.

[markses]

40. Big? But didn't they say he was Irish?

:evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

45. I thought it was redundant, frankly.

:P

[markses]

48. Yeah. Redundant. Oxymoronic.

Whatever. ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

42. COCK. BALLS.

[SPQR]

44. So will the DVD

be the director's cut, director's uncut cut, or director's cut uncut?

[geniph]

46. Oh for the love of pete!

Jeebus. I want to live in a country populated by adults, not these repressed Puritanical insecure frigging BABIES. What a bunch of shit. How often do you see full frontal female nudity in an R-rated film? Damn near every one, that's how often. I've seen full frontal female on frigging HBO, for gawdssakes. What nonsense. Is a man's unit inherently more "private" than a woman's pubis or breasts? Why in hell are we still so frigging scared of nudity?

This country makes me so angry sometimes. First the tempest in a teapot over a bared boobie on TV (shock! horror! women have BREASTS! not just cleavage!), now they're cutting scenes of penises from movies intended for mature audiences, because they might "distract" people. Good heavens.

:mad:

I suppose it'd be okay if he attached a prosthesis, aka Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights - then the pasty pudgy male producers wouldn't suffer from penis envy and "discomfort" at the sight of a perfectly normal penis.

GAWD.

:eyes:

[lazarus]

51. actually

I thought the Boogie Nights penis was digitally enhanced, not prosthetic? Either way...

I started a thread way back on old DU about this. Why are Americans relatively okay with full frontal nudity from female celebs, but full frontal from male celebs makes them go all wiggly?

I'm afraid it's because American men, for the most part, are still raised in the Cult of the Penis. Shame, really.

[Gildor Inglorion]

49. Yee-haw! I ADORE Colin Farrell!

I can't wait to see the DVD.

[ironflange]

54. This is why Milton Berle didn't do nude scenes

He was known as the John Dillinger of Hollywood.

[Brahma Bull]

58. My sister read that he has a small dick.

Poor fucker.

[mitchum]

60. Hype...

they have been trying to package him as a major film star for awhile now...and it hasn't worked. Maybe this will do it...

Tee hee...I said package

[peekaloo]

61. hooded cobra stunt double!

is he still sportin' Britney's rainbow?