Hitler is to painting as...

[robertpaulsen]

Poll question: Hitler is to painting as...

Just thinking about the extracurricular pursuits of some of our favorite wingnuts. Pick your favorite.

[Mistress Quickly]

1. other

as Hannity is to higher education.

[DS1]

2. Jack Ryan is to romance

:evilgrin:

[demnan]

as . . .Ann Coulter is to being feminine

n/t

[laruemtt]

3. buggers are to the pieta

[wtmusic]

4. Hatch is to songwriting

http://www.hatchmusic.com

[aden_nak]

5. Bush is to Diplomacy

[Canuckistanian]

6. Dick Cheney, the first battery-powered VP in history

[Az]

7. Hitler was a better painter than Churchill!

He could do an entire apartment in one day-two coats!! - Franz Liebkind from The Producers.

[tom_paine]

13. "Vat is diss 'Baby"? Der Fuhrer never said 'Baby'!"

"Der Fuhrer often used to say to me 'Franz...' OW!"

"Chruchill. He vass always calling us Narrrzis. Ve vasn't Narrrzis, VE VAS NAZIS!"

[Az]

15. Shutup! I am the author! You are the audience! I OUT RANK YOU!!

[trotsky]

8. Lynne Cheney is to lesbian pornography.

Sorry, just a minor correction. ;-)

[robertpaulsen]

11. And O'Reilly is to underage ghetto pornography!

Love those Repukes!

[Interrobang]

9. I don't know...

I get the feeling that Hitler couldn't have been a worse painter than some of these people are at their hobbies... After all, he was trying to have a career in art. (Read _The Iron Dream_ by Norman Spinrad for more on how that might have come out!)

A better comparison might be "Hitler is to writing as..." since I don't know how many of us on this board have ever seen any of Hitler's paintings, but I at least have read a translation of his book. Scarred me for life...

[Fenris]

10. He's STILL better than Thomas Kincade.

[denverbill]

12. Bush is to Business Management. n/t

[BringEmOn]

14. ....Junior is to Christianity.

...Rush is to pain managemen