When Bush loses the election, who will he call: Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

See, Dr. Phil is a fellow Texan...even though Bush isn't a native Texan, but how many nationally known therapists are there from Connecticut?



Dr. Laura, on the other hand, is a close...close...close bud of Sean Hannity. When she's on the show you can smell the testosterone right through the TV screen. She also pretty much sees eye-to-eye with Bush on gay rights.

Of course, there IS one more nationally-televised therapist I can think of that Dubya could call...

[Jack_Dawson]

1. I hate Dr. Laura with every fiber of my being

The mere sound of her voice makes me want to smash my dashboard in half.

[BootinUp]

2. You mean after he calls his bartender? n/t

[stinkeefresh]

3. thanks for the "when"

I get sick of seeing "if" in that phrase.

[Richardo]

4. Dr. Feelgood

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Dr. Kevorkian

[HEyHEY]

14. Shhh...

If you tell us your wish it won't come true

[Hand]

21. Swine! You beat me to it! nt

[Cyrano]

6. Will probably call Ann Coulter to come over and hold his

um ... hand.

[Leilani]

7. Rush Limbaugh

to get name of his maid.

[iconoclastic cat]

8. Dr. James Beam and Lady C

Cue Clapton...

[bigwillq]

9. I think Dr. Laura will have more sympathy

Dr. Phil will tell the truth and be like
"George you lost this election all by yourself, blah, blah, now stand up tall be a proud Texan and kick some rodeo ass, blah, blah.

BTW< I HATE DR. LAURA!!!!!!

[AlCzervik]

10. Bob Jones and then franklin graham and last Rushbo

[leftofthedial]

11. Dr. Ruth

Condi and Laura just don't seem as interested anymore, now that I can't label them enemy combatants and order them to be tortured or killed.

[johnnie]

12. Dr Nick

I'm showing my age here.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. That would be Dr Feelgood

Kudos to Richardo to getting in ahead of me

[testing123]

15. Stewart Smally

He will need his help to deal.

I can hear * now...saying that he is someone.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. Do you mean...

...because Bush is good enough, and worthy enough, and gosh darn it Stewart LIKES him?

Smalley is my own personal choice, after the obligatory calls to Liquor Barn and Rush's stable of pill-pushers.

:evilgrin:

[testing123]

18. I mean it in a different way

He seems like the type that has to keep telling himself that gash darn it he is good enough.

:evilgrin:

[baldguy]

16. "Dr." Jack Daniels

[sus]

19. Ghostbusters!

oh. wrong thread. sorry.

carry on.

[Gothic Sponge]

20. Dr. Smith

OH DEAR!!!!!!