Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarheea.

[coloradodem2005]

Please don't get mad. Just quoting a commercial that I just saw for the thousandth time.

[livinginphotographs]

1. I hate that commercial.

The skinny girl is off-beat.

[Tom Kitten]

2. they forgot the last word...

"Euthanasia"
"Hey guys lets run this ad up the flagpole and see who puts it to sleep!"

[nolabels]

3. Maybe we could get Skinner to set up a new forum

I get kind of embarrassed posting about these kind of problems it in the Lounge. Some kind hidden basement like the one DU has for 9/11

P.s. I know this kind of post belongs in GD but I am just responding :hurts:

[Rowdyboy]

4. I've come SOOOO close to posting this thread....Thank you

It is sickening, especially when they point to their buttocks for diarrhea. I'm glad someone else still has standards. This crap is disgusting!

F**K Pepto Bismol!

[WilliamPitt]

5. OK. Now I have to fucking kill you.

It makes me sad, too, believe me. But you brought that silliness into my reality again, and so you must die.

Hold still. This'll only hurt for a second.

:)

[coloradodem2005]

7. The worst part is...

...I am laughing so hard at these responses. I don't laugh like this all that often these days. But tears are coming out of my eyes due to laughing so hard. Yeah! Pepto Bismol.

[WilliamPitt]

12. You're not dead yet?

Must...focus...mental...deathbeams...harder...Pepto...Bismol...can't...help...you...now...errrrggghhh

[coloradodem2005]

13. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[candy]

6. And those are just some of the side effects!!!!!

[coloradodem2005]

8. Of the commercial.

[candy]

15. Thanks to the giant pharmaceutical companies---

we are being led to believe there is a pill for everything.

Disgusting!

[blackcat77]

9. That commercial rates an instant channel change nt

[WilliamPitt]

10. ...or a stroke

[tridim]

11. Anything to declare?

Yea... Diarrhea :(

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. ask your doctor if (insert name here) is right for you...

Patients using (insert name here) may experience the following side effect: Temporary blindness, nausea, dry mouth, nose bleeds, hair loss, upset stomach, explosive toxic flattulence, uncontrollable diarrhea, polydactylism, manic depression, spontaneous human combustion, dry rot, certain sexual side effects, flaky irritated skin, brittle bone disease, glacoma, unwanted pregnancy, dimentia, dissassociative personality disorder, republicanism, constipation, the drips, the sweats, the shakes, the heebee jeebees, Dutch Elm Disease, spastic colon, spastic elbow, spastic knee, termite infestation, simple chronic halitosis, canine distemper, spontaneous invisibility, halicinations, depression, exhaustion, increased energy, erections lasting more than four hours require immediate emergency medical attention, that no so fresh feeling, morbid obesity, opthorectalitis, cranialrectalitis, Conjoined twin syndrome, the stockholm syndrome, fear of; crowds, spiders, shoes, cats, shadows, heights, enlosed spaces, goldfish, relatives, neighbors, trees, and fire hydrants, anorexia nervosa, bulimia...

Talk to your doctor about (insert name here) today!

[amerikat]

19. you forgot

the syndrome know as hot dog fingers and children born with head of a golden retriever

[NightTrain]

16. How many times do I have to tell you? Don't watch "The O'Reilly Factor!"

Honestly...!

[coloradodem2005]

18. I don't and I never will.

[MisterP]

23. nice placement: just next to

"the syndrome know as hot dog fingers and children born with head of a golden retriever"

[Justitia]

17. Aren't nausea, indigestion & upset stomach all the same thing?

And when my stomach is just roiling, no way could I choke down that nasty Pepto Bismol!

On the other commercial hand, I think those political Budweiser commercials are kinda funny - especially the one where the guy gets all worked up "It's a travesy, a sham, a mockery - a traveshamockery!" or something like that - always makes me laugh.

No Pepto please.

[coloradodem2005]

24. Nausea is more in the head.

I guess it could be in the stomach as well, but it comes from being really dizzy.

[rumguy]

20. Remember the happy fun ball skit on SNL?

Oh man that was funny.

[Westegg]

21. Lord, I wonder if those "actors" put this spot on their reels...

...How embarassing.

[Supormom]

22. Are you pregnant?

:shrug: