Kerry joke (or is it?)

[Bertha Venation]

An old and aged friend back home sent me this. I'd suspected he leaned to the right for a long time but now I know. Sigh.

"During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic
presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase
every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry
refused repeated requests for details of his plan. However, he also
told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES
9,637 times....for every Indian issue ever introduced.

"Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Walking Eagle.

"After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Walking Eagle is a
bird so full of shit it can't fly."

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. That's so utterly idiotic

my brain is gonna explode.