Yay! I Get To Pee In A Cup Today.....

[HornBuckler]

Drug Testing, What A Bunch Of Shit!

Q: What's The Best Thing About Getting A New Job?

A: You Can Smoke Weed Again.

[Champ]

1. lol

more piss jokes from hornbuckler!! :bounce:

on edit: so many mispellings

[HornBuckler]

7. Just Got Back From Peein!

What A Bunch Of Shit, However There Was A Lady In Front Of Me That Was Shit-faced Wasted! I Hope They Don't Swap My Pee With Hers Or I'll Never Get The Job.

[Timefortruth]

2. How long did you abstain in order to pass?nt

[HornBuckler]

8. 43 Days

And I Havent Passed Yet! :)

[Sporadicus]

3. My Company Practices Random Testing

I got tested three months in a row. It's no skin off my nose, but it does tend to make one paranoid :scared:

[HornBuckler]

10. I Couldn't Do A Job With Random Testing

You Know, You Never Know When You Might Just Trip And Land Head First In Some Dank, :)

[olddem43]

4. My suggestion -

When my company started testing everyone was that we should all get together and fill a 55 gallon drum with urine and send it to the management.

[swag]

5. Wait til you get to cum in a margarine tub.

[HornBuckler]

6. Sweet, If I Can Get Some Assistance You Know?

[swag]

14. Only with a vanishing "fee for service" plan

[Blue-Jay]

9. You should've dribbled over the side on purpose.

any effort at STICKIN IT TO DA MAN is appreciated.

[testing123]

11. I would prefer to pee in a cup

Then to take a dump in one.

The best thing about getting a new job is finding out when break time is. :evilgrin:

[HornBuckler]

12. Yeah, I Would Need A Coffe Can

I've Been Eating Some Bad Sushi

[thatgemguy]

13. Pee in a cup for a job????

I am presently going to a pain clinic for treatment of chronic back pain. In order to get a prescription for morphine they want me to sign a copy of their drug policy and agree to random drug screening.

Pretty bad when you have to agree to submit to drug testing to receive medical care!!!

F*ckin' Limbaugh!!!!


Pee for enjoyment, NOT for employment....