Where is The Magistrate?

[Bundbuster]

Talk about missing someone!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. He was around this morning. Quiet lately, though.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1845791

[Bundbuster]

3. Thanks for the proof, greataunt

A good thread idea:

"Give us your best imitation of a discourse posting by the The Magistrate."

I doubt that most of us could even try (sir)...

[Kahuna]

2. Ditto! I miss the Magistrate too...

now that you mention it.. :o/

[The Magistrate]

4. Still About The Place, Sir

Mostly down in my old haunt of the Israel v. Palestine forum.

My heartiest thanks for the sentiment, Sir. It is much appreciated.

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"

[Forkboy]

5. And your presence is much appreciated

Hope all is as well as can be,my friend.

[The Magistrate]

6. Thank You, My Friend

Life continues to rise to my low expectations, without fail....

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphis."

[Forkboy]

7. "A cynic is someone who is prematurely disappointed in the future"

I forget who said it,but it fits me well.Sounds like I'm not the only one.

On the plus side I'm never disappointed when the worst happens.I was expecting it all along :)

[The Magistrate]

8. Not Bad, Sir

Let me commend to you Mr. Shaw's "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

Some recent clinical tests suggest that might be altered, with profit, to "The power of accurate observation is commonly called chronic depression by those who have not got it."

"It is easy to tell who has been paying attention in class...."

[Bundbuster]

9. So good to hear your voice, sir

Please visit us more often.

Now that I know DU is in balance, I can go off to sleep.