Bush Joke

[RobertSeattle]

George Bush and Laura own 3 pets: Barney, the Scottish Terrier; India, the cat, and Ofelia, the Longhorn (http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/pets/)

A reporter interviews George Bush at his Ranch house.

Reporter: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Bush: Barney doesn’t talk."
Reporter: "Hey Barney, how's it going?"
Barney: "Doin' all right."

Bush looks stunned.

Reporter: "Is this Bush your owner?", while pointing at the Bush.
Barney: "Yep."
Reporter: "How does he treat you?"
Barney: "He keeps using me as a prop for his politics. You wouldn't believe the things I've heard in White House meetings."

Bush has a look of disbelief on his face.

Reporter: "Mind if I talk to your cat?"
Bush: "The cat can’t talk."
Reporter: "Hey cat, how's it going?"
Cat: "Good.”

Bush now has extreme look of shock.

Reporter: "Is this your owner?", while pointing at the Bush.
Cat: "Yep."
Reporter: "How does he treat you?"
Cat: "I’m the only pussy he gets."

Bush now has a look of utter amazement.

Reporter: "Mind if I talk to your Longhorn?"
Bush: "The Longhorn’s a liar."

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. LOL!

Didn't see that punchline coming at all! Excellent.

[indigobusiness]

2. ...probably a true story.

funny

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Pardon my ignorance of the zoological section of the English language

What's a Longhorn? (besides the next Windows version, smartasses)

[RobertSeattle]

4. A form of cow...

http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/ofelia/index.html

Believe it or not, Bush actually owns ONE cow - probably allows him to consider his faux ranch a real farm and get some kind of tax break.

[Gothmog]

5. Very funny

Thanks for the laugh.

[moof]

6. Zowie, Thanks, that's really funny stuff