Am I the only one who thinks men are dogs?

[Deja Q]

Well, more like pigs, but some of them do know how to lick... and in some cases lick themselves... :evilgrin:

[Wilber_Stool]

1. I thought everybody knew that. n/t

[Mnemosyne]

2. nah, they're like puppies, just need right training methods

lots of praise, little scolding and to the pound if vicious!


edit> and quit insulting cute little pigs!!!


:hi: :spank:

[PopSixSquish]

3. Men are Like Dogs...

train them well and they'll love you forever :evilgrin:

[newyorican]

4. Sounds like someone has issues...

the flip side of that sentiment is all women are "female dogs". Could be the start of a nice pissing contest...and one side can draw pictures in the snow while the other can just dribble into their socks. Not a pretty picture either way...

[Deja Q]

11. Well, if you've seen my posts recently then you've got a point.

O8)

Wait a minute... you do know I'm a male, right? Aren't I allowed to dis my own kind?! Women are cool... except the ones who get into management positions and then act like men... they're vicious and heartless. We need people with hearts in this world, and not the soulless sleaze in corporate and government power.

[madinmaryland]

5. I think you need a good licking!

[indigobusiness]

9. WELCOME TO DU MADINMARYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where have you beeeeennnn!!!!????????????????

[achtung_circus]

6. Apparently not,

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.



HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.



HOW MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!!!!!! (If you're a woman that is !!!)

[Padraig18]

7. The flip side of that argument:

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is pretty, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or
desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a
day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go hunting.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both
of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on telling you how to drive
it.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

27. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

28. Dogs are not allowed in a pub.

29. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

30. Dogs never ask "Does this collar makes my butt look big?"

:P

[qazplm]

8. I've noticed

as I have gotten older (mid30s) that more and more, the descriptions of men as being afraid of affection and committment, going from date to date, etc. can as easily apply to women these days as men.

This is not really a time for a man who is affectionate or looking for committment as much as say ten years ago.

It all goes in cycles though, 70-80s was the sensitive male
90s-00s its the strong masculine male

As always, it is all about being yourself no matter what and being patient til that person who is looking for someone like you comes along.

[Mnemosyne]

10. I always like to look at the flip side too, thanks Paddy!